SPIRITUS

"Dear Boss, I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they won't fix me just yet...I am down on whores and I shan't quit ripping them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the lady -Annie Chapman- no time to squeal. How can they catch me know? I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me and my funny little games... The next job I do I shall clip the lady's ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly...Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My knofe is nice and sharp. I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good luck. Yours truly." -Jack the Ripper

"I was not codding, dear old Boss, when I gave you the tip. you'll hear about Saucy Jack's work tomorrow. Double event this time. Number one squealed a bit. Couldn't finish straight off. Had not time to get ears for police. Thanks for keeping last letter back till I got to work again." -Jack the Ripper.

"I'm not a butcher, I'm not a yid, Nor yet a foreign skipper, But I'm your own light-hearted friend, Yours truly, Jack The Ripper."- Jack The Ripper

"Mr. Lusk. Sir I send you half the Kidne I took from one woman prasarved it for you. tother piece I fried and ate it was very nice. I may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer. Signed Catche me when you can Mister Lusk." -Jack the Ripper

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[MrCorpseNeverDies]

wow, whoever posted this must be a total faggot

[MrFatalistFr]

Well, how about we both admit to being fags and split the difference for wasting eachother's precious time. I guess it's better to be a partial faggot than a total one, right?

[MrMusicLover900]

Booooom!! Is what I like to see.

[RU2BFREE67]

the most amazing 10:00 minute video i ever seen!

[MrKnallharter]

nice ....4 kids^^....itz booooooooring

[thedogstail789]

Were all dead:(

[2583Multi]

damn

[GoodMarilynManson]

Coward

[GoodMarilynManson]

Can you go fuck your self alone or you need a help from your mother... HAHAHAHA

[GoodMarilynManson]

Can you put some small explosive to the door of the house of Margaret Hamburg, Commissioner of FDA...? Just to see how the bitch run around without the arms.

[MrCorpseNeverDies]

lol all 7 seconds? this counts as an entirety? you're a total faggot for writing such a lame response ^^