Mental Health Hotline
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Uploaded by SydneyMiki on Feb 18, 2011
Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
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lol
idkwhatyours 1 month ago
Finally some real comedy haha
TheDGV 2 months ago
They're missing several. Then again I think they kinda ran out of keys. XD
RocknCorruptrepublic 2 months ago
This is pretty fucking funny
LordofWar1994 4 months ago
FIRST!!!! by the way, i feel bad for the guy that had to press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and had to hang up :(
lolzroflmao1 7 months ago 2