Condom and a pharmacist joke

So a guy walks into a CVS to buy condoms. He was a virgin, so when he saw all the types and sizes
and flavors and whatnot he got very confused and decided he ought to ask a pharmacist for help.
He did so, and the pharmacist that helped him seemd very nice and explained everything for him.
After the guy had chosen and bought a pack, he called his girfriend to say he'd finally got them.
She said that if they were going to get it on she wanted him to meet her parents first.
They made plans to have dinner at her parents house and when they arrived har family was already at the table, waiting.
They sat down and the boy immediatly started praying.
When he finally looked up the girl said "I never knew you were religious."
The boy replied "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist."

* end of joke *

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• condom
• joke
• pharmacist

[zeldas121314]

We should all send Danny $1. Imagine it. He got over 400,000 votes. I know alot of people voted 10 times everyday, but I know a couple thousand people were voting. Couple thousand people send him $1 = Couple thousand dollars for Danny. I think it's a pretty damn good idea.

[H057IL3]

Transcribe the audio for the second half of the video. The captions pretty much say the opposite of what Danny says.

[TurtleAteMySock]

I sing "LITTLE FIIIIISHHH!!!" all the time

[SaraLuver100]

Haha omg "leetle feesshhhh" sooo funny:)

[Th3OtherGuY]

@bedofrazorsqwerty haha your hilarious

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

@candygirl121340 Oh yeah. I'm a naughty boy. Spank me again.

[candygirl121340]

@bedofrazorsqwerty Good luck with that. Don't harrass Danny on his own channels, go hate elsewhere.

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

@candygirl121340 Wow. You have defeated me with your clever debate skills. I applaud you, in fact the whole internet is clapping. You did a really good job there, especially with the caps lock. Teach me how to be you.

[candygirl121340]

@bedofrazorsqwerty YOU'RE ANNOYING!!! DANNY IS AMAZING.

[peanuTown]

sucky sucky fucky fucky :D

[Killuminatyi]

It's Nemo!

[InforcedHellCrusader]

Her father was the barman sins?! Good GOD...!