SWBF Jet Trooper Guide

A Few tips on Clone Jet troopers in SWBF1
putm together by OGCAries, OGCArithean and OGC Generalaone.
UJF is suggested for practicing these tricks.
http://starwarsbattlefront.filefront.com/file/Unlimited_Jet_Fuel;43895

Lyrics to Seventy Times seven:

Back in school they never taught us
what we needed to know
Like how to deal with despair
or someone breakin your heart
For twelve years I've held it all together
but a night like this is beggin to pull me apart
I played it quiet left you deep in conversation
I felt uncool and hung out around the kitchen
I remember I kept thinking
that I know you never would
And now I know I want to kill you
like only a best friend could

Everyone's caught on to everything you do
Everyone's caught on to...

As if it happening wasn't enough
I got to go and write a song
just to remind myself how bad it sucked
Ignore the sun, covers over my head
Wrote a message on my pillow that says
"Jesse, stay asleep in bed"
Don't apologize (I hope you choke and die!)
Search your cell for something which to hang yourself
They say you need to pray
if you want to go to heaven
But they don't tell you what to say
when your whole life has gone to Hell!

Everyone's caught on to everything you do
Everyone's caught on to...
Everyone's caught on to
(and I can't let you let me down again)
everything you do
Everyone's caught on to...
(and I can't let you let me down again)

So is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with
Cause I've seen more spine on jellyfish
I've seen more guts on eleven-year-old kids
Have another drink and drive yourself home
I hope there's ice on all the roads
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
and again when your head goes through the windshield

Is that what you call tact?
You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back
So let's end this call and end this conversation
And is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with
Cause you left the frays from the ties you severed
when you say "best friends" means friends forever

Is that what you call a getaway?!!
Tell me what you got away with!!
Cause I've seen more spine on jellyfish!!
I've seen more guts on eleven-year-old kids!!
Have another drink and drive yourself home!!
I hope there's ice on all the roads!!
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
then when your head goes through the windshield!!

(I can't let you let me down again)
Everyone's caught on to everything you do
(and I can't let you let me down again)
Everyone's caught on to...
(I can't let you let me down again)
Everyone's caught on to everything you do
(and I can't let you let me down again)
Everyone's caught on to...

AHHHH!!!

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Tags:

• swbf
• aries
• jet
• trooper
• ogc
• jettrooper
• tricks
• hints

[driecken]

Someone should buy you a dictionary, there are plenty of words to use other then fuck.

[OGCAries]

cognizant, technique, katas, cognitive capacity, improvise, initial....not that I care overmuch about grammar or word variety, I just thought that reusing the same insulting and dismissive phrase lent the piece a sense of brevity and nonchalance that accurately depicted my feelings about Mr. "driecken"'s comment. On a much happier note, nobody needs to buy me a dictionary, because there are many online dictionaries that have better filters, search speeds, and methods of delivery, all for free.

[driecken]

I didn't even realize how long I have been using this tactic, its kinda trial and error, if you cant get this on your own thats kinda sad

[OGCAries]

first off, go fuck yourself ya silly little arrogant prick.

second, being cognizant of a technique and when to use it is better than your instincts. It makes you build new "katas" or patterns of behavior that free more of you cognitive capacity to improvise and trick people. So, back to my initial point, go fuck yerself.

[jeydubstatus]

Canadian Internet and computer technology is the same as in the US btw lol. might be that he is a little further away,,, not that our Canadian connections are crappy. That was the best part of this one =D

[OGCAries]

Striker is impossible to hit. Jumpiest player iv ever played agianst. Combine that lag with his immense skill and smart play, ypou get one hell of an opponent.

[MrTHECLASSICPRO]

Please make à acr trooper guide

[MultiRobby24]

dude you do know that it can refuel thumbs up if you agree

[44centz]

does this work in swbf2 ? cuz it doesnt on mine. :(

[ninnjjaman]

in the second starwars battlefront if your a jet or dark trooper you can fall of anything and recieve no fall damage