cen alligator explains quantum evolution and the universe

hi. when a sperm and egg hit, all the other potential sperm also had to have made contact with the egg in every single possible combination. thus every time you bang a hottie, you create probably over 900000 universes.

what determined you was a magic second of timing; your entire life dictated by which sperm (submarine) you were.

basically this means you and i, have been made in no specific order; but have existed in theory, since the beginning of adam banging some sexy monkey.

you could have been me, or i could have been a chick (awesome).

eventually all these universes are destined to converge into one (the singularity) and they will bring me vast amounts of whiskey and we'll all go on one a-mazing adventure.

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[cendamos]

@fermionsandbosons Actually I am a successful healthcare systems engineer living in NYC --- I really don't have the time to "go to school", especially considering secondary education is a complete waste of money and time (where as primary is just time..); recently I tutored a college sophomore on POSIX threads because his professor is apparently too incompetent to properly teach software design. People like you make me drink.

[VanillaShroud]

hahahahah

yes, that is the yes I am talking about

[ogfunk187]

@ogfunk187 at some point there was a universe without conscious beings...but the universe doesnt exist without a conscious mind thinking of it..

[ogfunk187]

at what point in evolution did consciousness start effecting the universe that created it?

[camydoger]

The many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics has not been backed up by verifiable evidence, because we cannot observe the other universes.

Evolution does not work by quantum mechanics.

A "quantum singularity" is not where the universes collapse back in to one timeline. You're thinking of wave collapses.

> Me implying this video was serious

[waitandbleed1994]

u sir are god

[lilhellraiser4]

im athiest and i belive in evalution because im not a retarded christion and believe that god put us hear.

[Sever641]

Yes, that is the yes I am talking about.

[Zant5976]

your logic isn't flawed, mr. alligator, sir.

if you're to be president, we'll have to refer to you as mr. alligator.

[fullmetalmc]

the description made me lol