sexdrömmar, på klubben

makes sense for swedish-talkers. zorryyyy

(later update:)
Well, this is just a very briefly translation. With incorrect grammar and bad spelling (and without rhymes as it has in tha zwedizh verrrrrsion) but just so you get the idea:


you have probably herd a man say
that compared to a woman
they wouldn't mind if someone touched their ass at a club
but something they never think of
is that those men touching women doesn't translate as kate winslet
i wouldn't mind having her as my girl
if she touched my ass and then invited me home

well, the reality doesn't really look like that
it's more like an too old man with medium long and greasy hair
squeezes your butt
and then think it's your fault
when you get mad

so if we translate this to a woman
then men wouldn't have a lot of sex dreams to win
imagine a wife in your mothers age and size
with a way too big ego and no one sees why she thinks she's so god damn nice
and if you by any chance follow her home
then she will let you lick her pussy
soon after that fall asleep
without letting you get what you wish for

i don't know
some might have this as their dream girl
but if we see to medias ideal
then the girl that squeezes your butt wont be that thin
and haven't that many oscar-nominations
because she can cry cute on the cinema screen

the next time you tell me this
i'll tell you to make out with that guy that took his freedom
out on me
and don't tell me you're not a girl
you're not gay i don't like the same gender as you
just because you take for granted that i'm straight
doesn't mean that i get turned on
by big fat mountains with a non-deserved ego

try to masturbate and picture this
and you will lay there for a long while with your fucking cock
without getting anything in return
not even on your horniest days

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[arvidabystrom]

now you can find a briefly, not that good, translation inte video info

[arvidabystrom]

this isn't a "cool little poem" this is a fucking awesome BIG-AS-THE-UNIVERS-POEM. I haven't seen The Celebration, but want to see it!

[arvidabystrom]

i have no intention in being beautiful. and not that i mind naughty, but this isn't it. sad you don't understand it! might translate it someday.

[The305Gamer]

Or she can be older as long as she's beautiful like this girl .

[The305Gamer]

By the way I'm 17 .

[The305Gamer]

She is beautiful I hope I find a girl that pretty that's not older than 17 .

[psychadelicateful]

@SCHIZOPHRENlC the celebration is danish...........

[marilynmortuary]

I don't know what you are saying, but you are so entirely captivating anyway.

[ECKELBARN]

mgfdk så bra, älskar det!

[arvidabystrom]

@jdenial well i thought so, got a bit confused

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

@jdenial Yes! Dogme 95 was last classes concentration/discussion topic! Surprised somebody on YouTube knows about Dogme 95.

[jdenial]

@SCHIZOPHRENlC the Celebration is form Denmark. It's part of the DOgma 95 movement

awesome def poetry!