Chinese Paint Tops List Of This Year's Must-Have Holiday Gifts

Parents are lining up at disreputable hardware stores across the nation to get their hands on this holiday season's most sought-after item: a bucket of vivid, low-odor chinese paint.

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[Sanjacsouth]

lol I think most of you guys are missing the joke here. The Chinese have been known to use Lead-based paint which is proving to be very deadly!

[Uchechukwu Nnadi]

"paint very safe...only two time this week we find dead rat in can" haha

[SatanBla]

Pause at 0:37. CHINESE PAINT 19.99 crossed out for 39.99. Lol.

[Sergey WontTell]

natural selection. Stupid children die. Simple and effective

[PsychoJosh]

There's little I can say about the completely ridiculous notion that this video poses any sort of danger to children, and in fact I find it quite laughable that you're stupid enough to be offended by it. You're one of those puritanical pro-censorship shitstains that gets a hair up his ass about every little thing and thinks that other people need to heft the responsibility of taking care of your child. It's because of ignorant people like you that art and entertainment are lost in this country.

[NickyAmerica]

Here's some quote you all heard from the video so I can get top comment.

[franciscobarril]

black kid playing with a white kid ... oh now i get it

[muffinman97211]

Dear santa.....

[narutofan9tf]

yes because some idiotic parent is gonna buy their kids paint to play with

[narutofan9tf]

lol, "It's burning my eyes"

[tarantulady]

Buy a bucket of Chinese paint? k

Dear Onion, Please take down this video because @parkgrandson is paranoid.