How To: Protect Your Butt... From the Serial Butt Slasher

In what is easily becoming the most gripping story of the summer, the DC area has made national headlines in recent days as a razor blade-wielding maniac has carried out a string of assaults on 15- to 25-year-old women by cutting their buttocks in shopping malls. With a sixth victim coming forward this week and criminal profilers claiming the Butt Slasher won't stop until he's brought to justice, it's time to fight back.

To learn a few moves that could help fend off a booty bandit attacking your rear from the rear, we sought out the help of Miguel, an instructor and MMA consultant at Beta Academy gym in Columbia Heights. Take notes, ladies. This could save your butt.

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[YourWatchingKFUC]

you are UNREAL! to good to be true

[alesalinas1990]

looool!!!!!!!!!!! 

[youthymic]

I just started carrying a "decoy" butt with me....

[ujwalvail]

our butt was never in one piece to start with :P

[13JAV13]

lol