LSJUMB - WSU 2008 Pregame

Stanford vs. Washington State - 11/1/08
LSJUMB Pregame Show: A Tribute to Square Foods!
THE SCRIPT
And Now back from spending $150,000 on clothes we'll only wear once its TOTOTTILSJUMB!
1. Tribute to Square Foods
M: The Stanford Band is proud to present the most technically advanced field show in its storied history this week, and as an extra bonus, Ive got my good friend Eric here to help me out today. For your enjoyment we present A Tribute to Square Foods!
E: Thanks Mark! In the pantheon of geometrically equilateral foodstuffs, nothing says "I love you" like a warm Grilled Cheese Sandwich on a cool Autumn day.
M: Grilled Cheese...she made the best grilled cheese
2. The Break-up
E: As far as rhomboid rectangles go, Saltine Crackers give me a warm fuzzy feeling inside...
M: I just dont know if I can do this anymore!
E: Mark... Mark... that's not in the script...
M: You don't understand. My girlfriend left me last night. She kicked me out of the house!
E: I - Im so sorry Mark. Is there anything I can do?
M: I don't have a place to stay. Hold onHey Band, can I stay with you?
E: I'm sorry... they're awful. But I'm here for here for you Mark. You can stay with me.
3. Audience Participation
M: I've got to get her back... but I don't know how.
E: Wait. We have 50,000 people in this stadium that can help you out!
M: 50,000? Come on, who are you kidding, Eric? This is Pregame.
Eric: Well let's ask them anyway!
4. True Love
E: Look Mark, once you get past all those clovers, stars, and horseshoes in the Lucky Charms box of life, I'm sure you'll find that...
M: What...A tasty marshmallow Heart?
E: Actually, I was hoping you'd find a sweet sugary rainbow.
M: What do you mean?
E: Well, theres something that Ive always wanted to tell you... I love you.
M: Are you saying what I think youre saying?
E: Will you marry me?
M: Yes!
E: He said Yes, Everybody, He said, Yes!
Outro: Im the happiest man in the whole wide world! This kind of love is what America is all about! Youve been watching TOTOTTILSJUMB!

Category:

Comedy

[AntiSlice]

I hear what I assume is Blueberry!