I Do not want you to like me

Allow me to be frank
at the commencement
You will not like me.
The gentlemen will be envious
and the ladies will be repelled.
You will not like me now and you will like me
a good deal less as we go on .
Ladies,
an announcement.
l am up for it.
All the time.
That is not a boast or an opinion .
lt is bone-hard medical fact.
l put it round, you know.
And you will watch me putting it round
and sigh for it.
Don 't.
lt is a deal of trouble for you
and you are better off watching and drawing
your conclusions from a distance
than you would be
if l got my tarse up your petticoats.
Gentlemen ,
do not despair.
l am up for that as well.
And the same warning applies.
Still your cheesy erections till l've had my say,
but later when you shag,
and later you will shag,
l shall expect it of you ,
and l will know if you have let me down .
l wish you to shag
with my homuncular image
rattling in your gonads.
Feel...
how it was for me, how it is for me.
And ponder.
Was that shudder
the same shudder he sensed?
Did he know something more profound?
Or is there some wall of wretchedness
that we all batter with our heads
at that shining live-long moment?
That is it.
That is my prologue.
Nothing in rhyme.
No protestations of modesty.
You were not expecting that, l hope.
l am John Wilmot.
Second Earl of Rochester.
And l do not want you to like me.

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