"Come To Australia" by Scared Weird Little Guys

Another SWLG's sterling act. Welcome to Australia and experience our deadly fauna!

• Category

  Comedy

[Jonty097]

A fucking drop bear almost got me the other day, the cunt was almost 4 feet high just waiting in the tree.

[Kazmahu]

Australia: Where Mother Nature dumps all the stuff too nonsensical or terrifying for the rest of the world.

[WhyAmINotAZombieYet]

only 4? ive seen 10 in the last 3 months

[BattyGreen]

Haha. We have an animal half the size of a bear cub that you could hit with a car and it'd just get up and walk away, leaving your car wrecked.

[ckeretbirdy98]

Couple of years ago living in Victoria and my mum killed a red back on our first night in the new house. They every where in Victoria. But anyway, come to oz you'll have a great time!! :)

[carrie anne moore]

i know you all came here from TV Tropes.

[Fallionz]

Ive killed 4 funnel webs in my house over the past year. Do not fuck with them.

[gumpyg]

yep hence we eat it twice a day and dont go out after midnight

[gumpyg]

its all rite mate just remember screeming is there mating call

[JAck Loxton]

this reminds me of my backyard

[Brother Malachai]

Just be glad no one imported and released actual big cats or bears? :?

[phoenixrisinghigh]

I'd say take a flame thrower, but the place is Hell's heating system waiting for a match. I'd say take the advice of any locals to heart. Australia is one of those islands that don't suffer idiots well, and the populace learned to keep their shit pulling where it belongs.