Lt. Dan Rocks the G-LOC

This is me improperly doing the AGSM in Lemoore, CA. This is the last of 5 profiles we did that day, I'm exhausted and covered in sweat. Watch my lower lip and then my eyes. I remember staring at a sticker and then I was in a hedge maze with a voice telling me if I didn't get out I was going to die. Then the guy talks to me and I freak out, the flailing of my arms is me trying to claw through the maze. I regain consciousness terrified and have no idea where I am. But pretty damn funny. They'll actually be using this in their instruction and training at Lemoore and I'm pretty sure I'll be on the Discovery/Military Channel soon. I'm that amazing.

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[Saad Jamshaid]

You lost consciousness after ~5 seconds of 10 G, and recovered within 10 seconds....is that considered good? What's the passing criteria?

[napalmrat]

you have to pass the ordeal without blacking out to get thru the event. i did it again a few hours later without issue.

[BuubzIn3D]

Why did he look on the right side?

[napalmrat]

this is simulating a 'check 6' profile, where you are simulating looking behind you as if you were being chased by enemy aircraft

[napalmrat]

yeah almost everyone dreams. i just happened to remember mine better than most ppl do.

[anothercitymusic]

Jack Black on the intercom.

[Robo Lucas]

That shout was fantastic, I am lol'ing my tits off here.

[Juan Fernandez]

Thank for your service and for making lmao after a busy day!

[fullmetalfunk]

Do you feel like you're spinning or get dizzy while you're inside, or because you can't see outside is the effect limited?

[xXMNM808Xx]

so you pretty much go full retard.....then back to normal

[Crygenetics]

Not getting out of the maze is an automatic fail apparently

[anna kern]

I laughed so hard i cried during this, the description is just too funny.

i'm glad you finally got it though!!