HARINGBUANG - PAKSIW IRONGBUANG EPISODE 1 (BISAYA VERSION )

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Paksiw: Who's there?.............. Who's there?!
Bahag-Hari: I am their known king wearing T-back and they call me Bahag-Hari. Its ok for me to let you search for "kaka" in our surroundings since my tribe are living in peace but if you do something wrong to us then you will be thrown away from here.
Stranger: (offered fishes to Bahag-Hari)
Bahag-Hari: Its already rotten.
Stranger: Just take a look if its rotten.
Bahag-Hari: Where did you get it?
Stranger: From Pasil.
Bahag-Hari: Good!
Paksiw: What group are you bai?
Stranger: Move forward brod....... We are members of Wakwak tribe who loosed during the Sinulog.
Paksiw: Because you always sniff rugby thats why.
Stranger: Maybe its you..... because your face looks like a mosquito leg.
Paksiw: You asshole!
Bahag-Hari: PAKSIW!
Paksiw: Get back here....
Bahag-Hari: PAKSIW!........ don't mind him.... come let's go home

Scene 2

(the sound of kikiks who follows the Wakwak tribe)
Bahag-Hari: The Wakwak tribe they started in Siquijor. They are known vampires in the island.
Fatguy: Ahhhh vampires.... the one who wears nose rings.
Bahag-Hari: (Giving the fatguy an unapproving look)
Fatguy: oh..... sorry.
Bahag-Hari: Mom and Dad are from Wakwak tribe.
Paksiw: We are descendants of vampires?
Bahag-Hari: Yes.... Morning, Night they look for victims..... young, old, pregnant as long as its fresh blood.... But I didn't continue and move away from their tribe because I never get used to eating raw..... When I was little its always spaghetti and regular yum in Jollibee but now I'm a vegetarian...."Original Rastafarai". Sometimes I'm also a "Punk" oh here it is take it lets go home......

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cebu
• city
• sex
• scandal
• haringbuang
• paksiw
• irongbuang
• tribu
• wakwak
• arnel
• pineda
• BONG
• REVILLA
• katrina
• halili
• dr.
• hayden
• kho

[obyndjd503]

lupet noong unang panahon pa pala naibento ang jolibee good info to ty.

[xxkring2xx]

5:13 ganahan kaayo ko ba! hmm sorry... hahaha

[7CaskettRobsten24]

naay HQ ani? hehe.. ambot nganu wa pa kakita akong mga friends ani nga sikat man kaayo ning salidaha!! hahaha

[MsJosen21]

ayusa pag ka buhat uie!

[hakenz08]

ikaw hinuon..imo nawng murag bagtak sa lamok.haha

[JewsUsedHAARPInJapan]

Jews USed HAARP In Japan Man. Great film by mel gibson

[silvercarlie]

hahahha, ang gahimo ani, ikaw ang tinood na banggiitan! (^.^)

[tedtg]

BAi.. wAlAy HIGH QUALITY nga Video Nimo??

hEHeHE..

[florianjm8]

Dai Charm,kani bah!malingaw jud ka ani dai,mawala imong kamingaw sa Cebu..enjoy..xxx

[berdegdugo]

this is incomparably better than troy ilonggo version, simple and funny.. dili pajud bastos, nindut ang pagkahimu, murag dramatorgo sa radyo