Atari Lynx "In The Can" Commercial

Boy plays his lynx in the bathroom at school.

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[crashbfan23]

"Oh, yes! YES! Aw yeah! yeah oh yes!" In the bathroom stall.

[Vash3OO1]

that fucker was like a foot long.

[XenobladeNintendo]

-Peter Parker In the bathroom with his partner Lynx?

-OH YES!

[CanOfSpam]

Mother fucker! Isn't that Tobey Maguire????????

[JackOSkull]

Hey, Mr. Blott! Can I take a shit? Two minutes, bitch. (Pulls massive handheld console from customized & ridiculously oversized coat pocket, powering it on. Cue loud, suggestive masturbatory moans.) Fuckin' kid, where dat bitch be? (Marches down the hall in totalitarian stride, radiating dictatorship) No one fucks with Mr. Blott, fool. (Lavatory door swings open in unison with cheap 8-bit explosion.) Are we supposed to be impressed? (Fade out on Mr. Blott's horny face & pedophilic grin.)

[Shintroy]

You'd have a better chance of bringing a gun to school.

[TheYoNate]

0:07 Built in Lynx pockets... Where the fuck did he get that!?!?!

[Helena Starenby]

Well, isn't it?

[HumanDaikon]

Ooooh! So what? Why don't you actually play some of the games on it before judging it? It's an awesome system. Even Mark L. Bussler or Classic Gamer Room (InecomCompany) says it kicks ass.

[RetroToledo]

Still, the thought of playing video games in the bathroom probably sold me!

[Kitsuneranger]

Though i never played the thing -- all i know is

1. The battery life for it blows

2. It's pretty much obscure compared to Game Gear

3. It's too friggin huge to carry around

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

i thought the teacher was gonna walk in thinking hes masturbating