The Ke$ha C++ rap, feat Kim Hungover Covers #20 + 1

Wake up in the morning
C++ programming
Grab my inputs
Define classes
I'm gonna hit the c in
Fore I debug
Inherit my variables with a
Pointer to pointers
Cos when I declare this class
Its gon be private not public

I'm talking bout break and then return (turn)
Aliasing my name (space)
Float and not a char (char)
Templatin, playing recursive functions,
With them switch loop junctions
Tryin a get a little bit STRUCTURREDDD


c - in
Make it work
C-plus blown my RAM right up
Tonight enumer-aite
Till the break-points all read right
Tick tock static-cast
But the errors don't stop
No oh, oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh


Aint got a catch in the world
But got plenty of throws
Got public classes on ma screen
But I can handle exceptions
Now for loops are lining up
Cause they hear we got while loops
But we kick em to the hard drive
Unless they can handle multi-dimensional arrays

I'm talkin bout
Java getting crunk (crunk)
Assembly try to touch my junk (junk)
Gonna call functions if they gettin inefficient
C-plus we going till they kick us out (out)
Or PHP shut us down (down)
PHP shut us down (down)
PHP shut us (DOWN)

c - in
Make it work
C-plus blown my RAM right up Tonight
enumer-aite
Till the break-points all read right
Tick tock static-cast
But the errors don't stop
No oh, oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh

c - in
Make it work
C-plus blown my RAM right up
Tonight enumer-aite
Till the break-points all read right
Tick tock static-cast
But the errors don't stop
No oh, oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh

Bb Gm Dm C


You build code up
You break code down
My code it fails
35 syntax errors
With my hands up
I type a semi-colon
In a random place
Maybe it works now

You build code up
You break code down
My hard disk pounds
Yea you got me
Put your hands up
My code compiles
My code compiles
(Compileeeessssss!!! )

Now the errors don't start till I walk in...

c - in
Make it work
C-plus blown my RAM right up
Tonight enumer-aite
Till the break-points all read right
Tick tock static-cast
But the errors don't stop
No oh, oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh

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[ZarsQuiding]

What is the C-rap........ you get it?

[ienjoytaffy]

lol