Shania Twain-(Men are Like) Shoes

From the Desperate Housewives soundtrack, the song (Men are Like) Shoes performed by the best Shania Twain.


Tell me 'bout it.
Ooh!

Men: have you ever tried to figure them out?
Huh, me too, but I ain't got no clue: how 'bout you?
Men are like shoes, made to confuse.
Yeah, there's so many of 'em,
I don't know which ones to choose. (Yeah, yeah, yeah.)
Ah, sing it to me if you agree. (Yeah, yeah, yeah.)

There's the kind made for runnin',
The sneakers and the low down heels. (Whoa!)
The kind that will keep you on your toes,
And every girl knows how that feels. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh.)
Ouch, ah, sing it with me. (Yeah, yeah, yeah.)

You've got your kickers an' your ropers,
Your everyday loafers, an' some that you can never find.
You've got slippers an' your zippers,
Your grabbers and your grippers, an' man, don't you hate that kind?
Some you wear in, an' some you wear out,
Some you wanna leave behind. (Some you wanna leave behind.)
Sometimes you hate 'em, an' sometimes you love 'em,
I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em,
But a girl can never have too many of 'em.
It's amazing what a little polish'll do:
Men are like shoes.

Some make you feel ten feet tall, (Tall.)
Some make you feel so small. (So small.)
An' some you wanna leave out in the hall,
Or make you feel like kickin' the wall. (Yeah, yeah, yeah.)
Ah, sing it with me, girls, ooh! (Yeah, yeah, yeah.)

You've got your kickers an' your ropers,
Your everyday loafers, an' some that you can never find.
You've got slippers an' your zippers,
Your grabbers and your grippers, an' man, don't you hate that kind?
Some you wear in, an' some you wear out,
Some you wanna leave behind. (Some you wanna leave behind.)
Sometimes you hate 'em, an' sometimes you love 'em,
I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em,
But a girl can never have too many of 'em.
Some can polish up pretty good:
Ah, men are like shoes.

It's amazing what a little polish will do,
Some clean up good, just like new.
Some you can't afford, some are real cheap.
Some are good for bummin' around on the beach.

(You've got your kickers and your ropers,)
(Your everyday loafers,)
Yeah, some that you can never find.
(You've got your slippers and your zippers,)
(Your grabbers an' your grippers.)
And man, don't ya hate that kind?

You've got your kickers an' your ropers,
Your everyday loafers, an' some that you can never find.
You've got slippers an' your zippers,
Your grabbers and your grippers, an' man, don't you hate that kind?
Some you wear in, an' some you wear out,
Some you wanna leave behind. (Some you wanna leave behind.)
Sometimes you hate 'em, sometimes you love 'em,
I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em,
But a girl can never have too many of 'em.
I ain't got time for the flip-flop kind...
Men are like shoes.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Shania Twain
• shoes
• country singer

[SnapMyJockstrap69]

@AnkouStorme thousands of years of oppression of women, being objectified by men all over the world, one woman writes a little song giving shit back to men and you're like "oh my god, i'm so offended!" shut the fuck up dude, get over yourself.

[SnapMyJockstrap69]

@AnkouStorme how about, if you're so FUCKING OFFENDED, you just TURN THE FUCKING SONG OFF! dont just sit there and fuckin watch the whole fuckin film clip. its people like you who piss me off. you're all like "i dont like it! i don't like it! i'm so offended!" and yet you'll take the time to watch it, AND THEN comment on it! FUCK OFF. go complain to someone who gives a shit about your opinion of a shania twain song. idiot.

[swiatek43]

beautiful music thank..

[xxxx7706]

It's nice to hear a new song from Shania Twain! I wish she'd release another album...if she does, she should have more of a country kick to it than a rock kick...god I love the song "Any Man of Mine" :-)

[WhyMenLeave]

interesting video... will have a look at the other one... thanks.

[mayanjamargret3]

@SnapMyJockstrap69 wel facts are bitter but true dont foget that saying hahahahahahaha

[61Slughi]

Shania's a great singer, but what a weak country novelty tune. Horrible lyrics, a guitar solo that goes nowhere and endless talk about polishing. One would say "if you don't like it, then turn it off", but I have to hear this tune at work at least once a day, maybe twice. Our company has a very short radio playlist.

[EvucciaSantacroce]

is she doing a new album??? *_*

[ingared1]

It's just a song. Have fun with it

[guyi2545]

How should I feel that my girlfriend sent me this song as a description of me O_O

[4evasasukes]

oh my god that is soooooooooooooooooooo true

[AnkouStorme]

@SnapMyJockstrap69 Are you 12? Again I say. Grow up :).