Matt Rogers - Drunken Santa's Coming to Town

By Matt Rogers
Parody of: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Lyrics:

Who do you know with a liver that's huge,
A big red nose and guzzles down booze?
Drunken Santa's coming to town.

He's ringing a bell and holding a cup.
Playing Santa Claus beats sobering up.
Drunken Santa's coming to town.

He gets himself kicked out of bars
For passing deadly gas.
He came with two boots leaves with three,
One wedged up his ass.

Dogs lift their legs to the jolly drunk elf
But he doesn't care, he pees on himself.
Drunken Santa's coming to town.

Mommy, Mommy, can I sit on Santa's lap, please.
Sure honey, go ahead.
Oh, Mommy, Santa smells. Ewwww.
What do you want for Christmas?
I want to go home.
But I'm Santa Claus. (Burp)

He likes to drink a six pack
And hang out at the malls
He'll give your kid a candy cane
That he used to scratch his balls. (Burp)

He wears a red head, black belt and a scarf.
His beard should be white but it's covered with barf.
Santa's gonna show up.
Stagger 'round and throw up.
Drunken Santa's coming to town.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Matt
• Rogers
• Drunken
• Santa's
• Coming
• to
• Town

[mickelbernett]

wabbly balls wabbly bass wobbying all the way

[daphill]

i played this at the church.......AWSOME im kicked out for life fk the holidays...

[buffyslayer30]

funny.

[DarkRook283]

*who

[DarkRook283]

I really hate anybody ho bashes these. they're funny as hell

[originalprankster69]

this should have been on the bad santa soundtrack

[quangluu96]

@jkm555 unfortunately christmas is over.

[jkm555]

@quangluu96 Yes

[InvaderScuzz]

sounds like my great grandpa jebb on christmas eve. X)

[xprobinson]

Perhaps he should have released the album in another country that allows people to release such materials. That is one that does not have copyright laws.