"The Stalker Song," an original parody of "We're Going to be Friends"

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Albert Schmidt Performs his original parody of "We're Going to be Friends" at Washington High School Dec. 13th 2008 as part of his opening act for Tim Hawkins. Enjoy! and please leave comments!

Lyrics:
I see you walking on your way home.
You're talking on your cell phone.
I wonder who it could be,
but all i know is it's not me.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends
I can tell that we are gonna be friends

Your birthday's comin' in a week,
my time to prove I'm not a geek.
I'll buy you flowers it'd be great
for when we go on our fist date.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends
I can tell that we are gonna be friends

The car you drive's a Malibu.
I know this cause I follow you.
You go home quick and lock your doors,
but that's never stopped me before.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends
I can tell that we are gonna be friends

I see you the next day at school.
You're lookin' hot you're lookin' cool
I slip something into your pocket,
a picture of me in a locket.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends
I can tell that we are gonna be friends

Science, math, and history.
You take these classes all with me.
I see you walkin' through the hall
I see your feet underneath the stall.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends
I can tell that we are gonna be friends

You called the cops. Guess we are through.
Guess I'll never be with you.
All I wish is one more look.
At least in Jail they have Facebook!

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
I can tell that we are gonna be friends.(end)

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  • Was that at your school? and was that really tim hawkins coming on stage?

  • @VraietLumiere Yessir

  • hilarious! I was thinking of doing this song for a school talent show... I might just use these lyrics bahahhaa

  • @3truewords If you end up filming that I'd love to see it.

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  • that was awesome! rofl I spit up my 7up at the "I can see your feet under the stall" part

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  • LOL! That song always makes me laugh!!!

  • that was awesome! i couldnt stop laughing! i should not have been drinking while watching this! love the ending prision does have facebook lol you did a awesome job i hope you redid this with better audio. this is just awesome!

  • You go home quick and lock your doors,

    but that's never stopped me before. Wow i Lol'd at that

  • You should have given some credit to The White Stripes when you said you wrote the song. haha

  • i love this song and its one of the funniest songs ive ever heard that has NO cursing! crazy.... :)

  • Can u send me the lyrics to that song cause that is hilarious!!!! Lol I know a girl just like that!!!!?

  • I"M FROM FRANKLIN COUNTY

  • this was awesome and creepy

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