The Worst Sonic Fan Fiction Ever Written!!!

Narrated by me.

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so sonic to lok, but tails. not a tails but a knuckles. so sonic to zoom in a speeding but not fast than a speed. so speed. so sonic locked up and stole a car, to increasment his spead. but police come and jail of sonic, so sonic a jail. "no" say sonic,, "jail" so a jail was sonic. but tails paid a bail. so sonic was not a jail, but a car to steal. and no one trust sonic from a car steall. so no. so sonic do not creation trust, and no trust does he creation. so no trust. but not. and so of the landing a trust to fly away, that sonic a criminals. so sonic back in jail, for sure.. so tails no have the bail, and knuckles not paying. so the sonics in the jail to stay. but robots. with no sonic, robots took the city and soon police go we want a sonic out so a sonic out a was. sonic go out. so sonic was out, but much. of sonic. so then sonic destroy the robot of his power, but then sonic was much, so there was. not many. of those.. so sonic deleted the robots but a deletion of the files were corruipted a nd there was comptuer virus. there was bad, but sonic coud no fix, so bad. sonic try to technolcogy but no do, as sonic no schols. so tails to look, but virus were everywhere, it millenisum and so virus. but tails make a spanner and virus gone. knuckles did no understand the computerings, but workings. so metal sonic makeing a new virus to spread, but the viruscomes alive and out of computer. no sonics to saveing. so sonic does no look from virus but virus to eat people. sonic in make shock, but tails and knuckles to rexlaxing. so much for the plans of sonics. so sonic to attack virus and virus to attack. but not. so virus to rejection of much attackments. but no workings. because. so the viruss to go and make destroy. so sonic to attack but no failing. so the virus were gone. but no long. for the virus laid a baby viruss. the viruss to run around and more destruction was create. so sonic shut down al tehcnology and all was loosed. but for sonic make an amy so he made a protection!

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[keyo61491]

Sonic 2011 anyone?

[DoverBroadcasting]

@keyo61491 Hey, Sonic in a car isn't THAT bad! Check out Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing.

[ipinch666]

Man, better get a copyright on this before Sega reads it...think we got some nextgen sonic right here.

[DoverBroadcasting]

@ipinch666 What do you mean exactly?

[daSEGAfanatic]

that was oddly poetic. but no poeming.

[RottenMonkeyFarts]

Let me introduce you to sonichu 

[MiketheMutant1993]

@HMintify I like to think that they were, and that the original author is just that damn good with words. I can just picture Knuckles trying to fix the robots by punching the crap out of them whilst screaming: "KNUCKLES NO UNDERSTAND THE COMPUTERINGS!"

[TheLastArchdemon]

Sonichu is worse

[lukeplayer1]

i would make an app that would send me back in time so i could stop all the horrific things that have ever happened for example the creation of Superman 64 and the classic E.T or prevent Justin Bieber from ever being discovered . video game it would be called ITARDIS. But due to the lack of time lords at the moment i would instead create an app that would be able to calculate the reason why charlie sheen is winning and losing and what things if any Chuck Norris can not beat called Bi-Norris

[gunlysandur]

Wow...that's hilarious.

[ravengal]

Wow. XD I think you killed me. From laughter. I'd be crying too if I had to read this fanfic out.