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Uploaded by on Aug 15, 2009

I stumbledupon this joke at http://yrif.org/2009/03/24/the-religious-joke-to-end-all-religious-jokes/, converted it from txt to speech.

Buy this guys book at Amazon
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Buy my book when I write one too

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  • A level 18 cleric, and a pastafarian pirate XD

  • The coven leader says "Who does that guy think he is? Harry Potter?"

    Laugh My Fucking Ass Off!!!!

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  • Too long to listen for such a weak punchline.

  • Wow that joke sucked

  • @wonhopper No you are deluded, just like other followers of religions are deluded.

  • @Melicioel7 hahah it's been 5 months have you memorized it yet ? haha

  • okay then the roman goes, "OKAY, take that one off, put this one on." christ gets kicked in the cave of ressurection by two romans, saying "OKAY FROM NOW ON ITS A RELIGION, WE LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU MAN! MAKE IT EASYER FOR YOU, RESPECT!

  • how about these? Irony: "Roman: WE ARE SHORT ONE NAIL! little skinny dude goes away comes back and reaches out hand. Roman again "WTF IS THAT?" skinny dude, "well, we did n't had any more nails" Roman: "WELL WHERE DID YOU GET THE IRON FROM THEN?" or 'sec' "Well lacenaire did n't ask for a cigarette and played peekaboo with his hangman, but if you thought Christ was the first Surrealist i Guess you know little of Petrus last wish, I mean where does absurdity start?"

  • That is not funny cuz an Imam would NEVER ask somebody

    "who does that guy think he is" that is hateful! In fact Muslim

    Imams WILL NOT EVEN BRING UP RELIGION during golf!

    Athiests you got the first part right "there is NO god" just keep

    going ... dwelve deeper... u will uncover the Truth... that is...

    There is NO GOD but the Love THE ONLY ONE TRUE GOD

    Who's name is Love (~Lah) and 99 other names. CREATOR

    AND SUSTAINER OF ALL THAT EXISTS AL ~LAHU AKBAR!

  • sounds like a young george bush is talking...

  • not much of a punch line..

  • Lol! I wish you didn't do text-to-speech though.

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