Youmacon 2007 Skit 13: No "Crystal" Intended

Here is the Sailor Moon Youmacon 2007 Skit number 13!! Yay!

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Here is what we say:

Moon, Naruto, Neptune, and Saturn walk across stage gabbing and then they run into a stuffed Pikachu and a battle ensues..

*BG music Battle theme from FF6*

Sailor Naruto: "Super Narutard Attack!"

Sailor Neptune: "Pokeball Go!!"
*Sign Lady Holds up MISS Sign*

Sailor Neptune: "Aww, it appeared to be caught!"

Sailor Moon: "Let me handle this!"

Sailor Moon: "Starlight Honey Moon Therapy Kiss!!"
*Sign Lady holds up a sign for the crowd and then holds up MISS sign*

Sailor Moon: "Well, I'm out." *turns to walk away*

Sailor Neptune: "What!? Where are you going?"

Sailor Moon: "I can only do one attack per episode and that was it, sorry."

Sailor Neptune: "You still have hit points! You could at least defend us!"

Sailor Moon: "No, see people don't just hit me. They steal my Silver Crystal 'err Heart Crystal 'err Holy Grail 'err Dream Mirror 'err Star Seed, and then I die."

Sailor Neptune: "But then Tuxedo Mask comes in and totally macks on you and gives you back your crystal."

Sailor Saturn: Or takes it away *badumchhhh!
*Neptune smacks Saturn*

Sailor Neptune: "Plus, we can still use the Sailor Planet Attack!"

Sailor Moon: "Awesome, let's do it!"

*Sailor Moon steps back into Battle and Pluto sneaks in the formation*
JUPITER PLANET POWER
NARUTARD PLANET POWER
NEPTUNE PLANET POWER
SATURN PLANET POWER
PLUTO PLANET POWER
MOON CRYSTA.......

Sailor Moon: "Wait, you're not a planet anymore. I thought I told you to take your dwarf planet and go."

Sailor Pluto: "Do you want to start something? Cause I'll finish it."

Sailor Saturn: "Your Mom!!"
*Smack*

Sailor Moon: "You do NOT want to start something with me. I am Sailor Freakin' Moon champion of justice and I will triumph over evil and that means fake planets like you."

Sailor Pluto: "You mean to tell me that you'll let the Narutard over there be a Sailor Soldier and not me?"

Sailor Moon: "What do you mean? That's Sailor Venus... You are Sailor Venus, right?"

Sailor Naruto: "Huh? Sailor Venus? Yea... Sure, sure!! I'm Sailor Venus! The only one! Hah, I mean besides the one I locked in a closet...KIDDING!!"

Sailor Moon: Umm, right, sure. Ok so she's a little nuts but still!!

Sailor Pluto: TIME STOP!!
Sailor Moon: So you stopped time big deal I've died 6 times, take this!!!

*Spins around chanting something dumb*
*Pluto watches for a second annoyed*

Sailor Pluto: "SEVEN!" *Stabs Moon at the same time*

*Sailor Moon falls to the floor*
*Sailor Pluto cleans knife off on her skirt*

Sailor Pluto: Oh, by the way I slept with Tuxedo Mask last night.
*Flawless Victory sound plays*

*Snaps fingers to start time*

Sailor Neptune: "Pluto? Did you just stop time? Isn't that a serious taboo?"

Sailor Pluto: "Its only taboo for Sailor Pluto but not for Sailor Dwarf Planet Pluto."

Sailor Neptune: "What happen to Sailor Moon? Is he... I mean she ok?"

Sailor Pluto: "She's fine don't worry about it, she'll get up. Now, let's finish this!"

Sailor Saturn: "Death Reborn Revolution!!"

*All Enemies die*
*FF Victory Music*
*Sign Lady Holds up Signs that say the exp, Gold, Items....*

Sailor Saturn: "I Leveled up!!! WOOHOO!!!!"
*highfives*

Sailor Pluto: "WOO! Drinks on me girls!"

Sailor Neptune: "Right on! "

Sailor Saturn: "You're a planet in my book Pluto!"

*Sailor Jupiter steals Sailor Moon's Wallet*

Sailor Jupiter: I got his...her wallet!!!

*all walk off stage and Sailor Moon slowly stands up*

Sailor Moon: "Am I dead?"
*Sad game over music plays*

Sailor Moon: "Guess so, what's this?"
*picks up a letter and reads aloud*

Sailor Moon: Dear Sailor Moon, That's Me!! Ran off with Sailor Pluto, I owe you a crystal, Love Tuxedo Mask. *Pause* Never trust a man with your 'crystal'."

*lights dim for a couple seconds and then come back on Sailor Moon*

Sailor Moon: You know Sailor Pluto and I said some really horrible things to each other. Sometimes even the best of friends will say or do things that hurt one another. It is always best to forgive the other person and apologize for your actions because it's the friendship that counts! Wait... What am I saying? I hate that cow. I'm going to go break both her knee caps. Sailor Moon says *giggle* See ya!

End

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sailor
• Man
• Moon
• youmacon
• 2007
• skit

[jammydodgerbaby85]

I'm confused! ok, there's Sailor Moon, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Neptune and er...I think that's Sailor Venus and Jupiter...but the hair's all wrong...

[Reipoker]

Yea Jupiter's hair was different but we love her anyway. "Sailor Venus" is really Sailor Naruto. Click on more to read the script. ^^

[jammydodgerbaby85]

lmao!! that was fantastic! I get it now after reading the script. It's really hard to hear what's going on with some of these skits. I'd love to actually go to one! "I can only do one attack per episode!" I laughed so hard! oh and Tuxedo Mask's letter! "I owe you one crystal!" XD Did Sailor Moon really die 6 times?

[Reipoker]

nah it was more like 3 or 4. lol!!!

[animelver123]

nice hair sailor moon mna XD

[Reipoker]

Thank you!

[DBlogSpot]

lol this is awesome! You rock@!

[HeLLzYa33]

I loooovve Sailor Moon in this. XD

[mewzoeyrulz]

is sailormoon a boy.

[ObanKing46]

That was LEGENDARY. :D

[ilikethecoke]

lol they even put in a Sailor Says

[xxxrandomjamezxxx]

NiceVideo =)

[SOSMeganSOS]

XD awesome!

[DBlogSpot]

you still rock :)

[JustAPrayer]

Wait, you're not a planet anywhere.

I nearly choked on that part, I was laughing so hard.

[jammydodgerbaby85]

oh is that where the Sailor Man thing came from?

Does Sailor Naruto have pigtails? If so, does that have anything to do with Naruto's sexy jutsu?