The NMA.tv carolers present the 'TSA Christmas Carol'

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Uploaded by on Dec 14, 2010

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Sing along:

Dash this line is slow,
It's taking all friggin' day.
Now he's refused a scan,
Prolonging the delay.
Now I'm not very shy
But I really got a shock,
when the TSA guy rubbed my thigh
and brushed against my ****.

TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we'll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we're happy to touch you anywhere
whether you're straight or gay.

A day or two ago
I thought I'd hit the skies.
But I quickly changed my mind
when I heard about those guys.
It's really gone too far.
It made me want to shout
when they reached inside her bra
and pulled that implant out.

TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we'll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we're happy to touch you anywhere
whether you're straight or gay.

Now I am not a prude,
but I really had to frown
when he asked me in that room
for a one-on-one pat down.
We don't feel really safe.
We don't mean to be crass
But nothing will stop Osama
with a bomb stuck up his ass.

TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we'll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we're happy to touch you anywhere
whether you're straight or gay.

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  • I wish more news channels were honest like NMA. Merry Christmas you guys!

  • 4 people work for the TSA...

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  • @TravisMorien SHEEP

  • wtf!!>:-l they were fucking naked yall are dumbasses we get the fucking idea you freaks!!!

  • @TheSheiban now 18

  • I recently flew JFK-MIA-JFK unmolested by TSA. I worked up a semi for them to Xray they werent interested. And I have a big dick. So I dont know whats going on with TSA.

  • Can one request the gender of one's searching officer?

  • That's what you get for not speaking out againist the ZIONIST FALSE FLAG operations

  • TSA = T&A = Tits and ass!!!

    Liberals are defending them now, in 2-6 years when a republican is president they'll claim that they always opposed this! Liberal values = ........

  • @HeliDancer haha..that would be awesome!

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