True Australian Accent!

A brief but shocking history of Australia following its colonisation, spoken in my real Australian accent!

Ok not really. I spent that whole day talking crap to my camera, making up as much as I could about Australia while trying to sound convincing. This video is a collation of the moments where I wasn't laughing. And no, I'm not Canadian.

Please don't call me ignorant, it's a JOKE! I lived in Queensland most of my life so yes, I know where Brisbane is. I am not pretending to be australian, nor am I putting on an aussie accent. I don't think everyone lives in Alice Springs, and I'm aware that australian fridge lights turn off when you close them just like everyone else's.

Thanks for the colourful commentaries, I cherish every one of them!

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• accent
• aussie
• funny
• parody
• australia

[TheKittyKatsMeow]

This is hilarious. At first I was second guessing my knowledge of my own country! Then I read the description. 

[shanynjayai]

@TheLordBarker No shit sherlock. It's a gag video you dumbass. What is it about the rest of the world and your lack of understanding of what we like to call sarcasm or "pulling your leg".

[bradoo123]

bullshit..

[ThePigfloyd]

WOW,.. growing up, I heard that too.., that the Brits took the worst of the worst horrible criminals and shipped them off to Australia to colonize and that is how Australia came to be....

[panicman07]

try 22 million dude

[Luca1998Videos]

Haha love it lol Im Australia from Qld!

[RyuHayabusa360]

I'm from germany and not too much into different accents, but imho that sounds like proper British RP ^^

[caperfudge]

Brilliant, mate. You should be on Chaser. Those guys would really appreciate this, especially your delivery. Great work.

[sarahkate4187]

good bloke !

[szertar]

One fifth Aboriginal. =)))))))))))

[zz44ppppp]

Oh, just read the full blurb. I got punked. He looked sincere. Maybe he originally was.

[zz44ppppp]

I sincerely apologise to anyone who's come to this video to learn more about Australia. The account given by this individual is jam-packed of misrepresentations and inaccuracies - especially regarding indigenous Australia. It's an appallingly deficient misrepresentation of Australia's past. E.g. aborgines had only been in Australia for a few hundred years before colonisation, 'diplomatic' relations were excellent after the British arrived--total garbage. I'm up to 4 mins and can't watch the rest