3 In The Mourning

Clinton supporters across the country are realizing something took place a couple months ago: their candidate lost the primary.

We have much love for Tina Fey, but if "bitch" is indeed "the new black," she should start looking into bitch-colored armbands.

If you are unconvinced, play the geekiest video game ever—at least, we think it's a game. Slate.com's Delegate Calculator is a simple, elegant, and strangely hypnotic way to deliver news to the Clinton supporters in your life: their candidate of choice is toast.

http://www.slate.com/id/2185278/

Slate.com didn't pay us to say that, but we're hoping they'll send a Tshirt or something.

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[4wehttam]

Would have been great to see the dream ticket......but no longer. Her divisive, negative, lying, deceitful campaign strategies make disliking her very easy.

[orelson]

you do realize that hillary and obama have the same policies right? they voted together on almost all bills passed in the senate. so if you really supported her for her policies and not because she's a woman, or white. then why not support obama. john mccain is 100% different from hillary, so aren't you now just supporting white candidate number 2?

[Conail23]

obama is crap!!!

[serbo6]

How funny these opinions are.....do all you Obama fans still believe the hype? More war, higher taxes, and great job opportunities. All the controversy surrounding his appointments...Now let's hear from the peanut gallery and how this was all Bush's fault.....and by the way, what politician doesn't have money? The best candidates couldn't afford to run for President, cause it's all about the loot.

[doblecara888]

mccain no es un romantico como obama que esta prometiendo todo si es que entra cumplira con todas sus promesas?

[obietom]

That's not a fact. That's just your opinion that you got from some talking head. Ever been to Obama's former church? I have. Far cry from what Faux News chooses to spoon-feed the masses.

[djoy4ly]

Jesus was a community organizer--remember he fed his crowds with a few loaves and a couple of fish. Let's get back to the issues. Are you one of the 5% of Americans who are better off after 8 years of failed policies? The other 95% of us Americans want a CHANGE OF POLICIES and that means OBAMA. It's real simple math: 4+4=8 and 8 is enough. Repubs have squandered the surplus and become the biggest government spender ever! DoubleSpeak & 2Faced are the best you could come up with-OMG!Vote Obama!

[wiferachel]

Adolf Hitler was also a community organizer and people liked him at first to. oboma or Hillary should run a state like they want to run the country so we can see what they are like. My opinion is oboma hillary state equals welfare state. If you didnt notice im tired of the hate monger ultra rich liberal blow hards.

[Slorginvader]

Vote Nader in 2008!

[chocopug14]

1. Considering he has no quality of character and lacks sound judgment, all he has going for him is the money his wife lends him. 2. He doesn't have to tell anyone that he belongs to a select group of people. By having such wealth, he already is part of the rich minority. 3. OK, so he "sacrificed" himself in Vietnam in an unjustified war. Does that make him a good leader? Does that compensate for a lack of knowledge surrounding the market, social security, and the war itself? Certainly Not.

[Imkoikichi]

where is a reference for McCains beliefs that he should be president because his wife has money? When has he stated that he belonged to this select group? McCains service to the country was a huge sacrifice, that proves how much he loves this country and what his character is there should be no question about that. Has Obama made such a huge sacrifice? Being a military guy I have more respect for those that serve their country than those that wont, or don't

[chocopug14]

And what about McCain?

An elitist by definition is a person conscious of belonging to a select or favored group. Considering he lives a life of privilege proves how elite this person is.

There is nothing wrong with having money in the United States, but using that as a sole basis for a presidency is wrong. (Not only that, but bringing up his POW sentence every chance he gets to avoid direct answers. Obama actually has character and resolve for this country. And McCain? Straight talk, my ass...