George Carlin On Global Warming Scam

This is pretty funny with what George Carlin thinks about all the global warming BS.

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[drumline17]

This rant has nothing to do with global warming being a scam. Hilarious that PatriotsOath is so utterly blind and retarded that he didn't notice that, though. And I also like that he disabled likes/dislikes, but still can't change the description or title even after it's been pointed out that he's an imbecile.

[MrInsaneMixer]

1) Humans are nice and likeable, unless they don't support the religion I do; in which case they are evil liberal satanists who will burn in hell (unless they admit they're wrong).

2) I like Yahweh, I like Jesus; therefore, you have to like them too. Don't ask why; just trust me.

3) There is a God but although I have no evidence to show (except bible (which isn't either)), I do believe I'm way smarter than Georgy here.

There, that's all there is to all christianity "humor". You included. F-you..

[drumline17]

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[drumline17]

Hey retard, over 98% of scientists who have studied the issue agree that it's human-caused. So actually, all of the people making money are the ones REFUTING it, because they are in the minority. Also, in in case you haven't heard, retard, it's actually closer to 1 degree, at that degree is Celsius, and that gap is increasing. You're clearly too damn stupid to understand what that suggests, though.

[Kronik Loser]

Only reason I recycle anymore is to put a few bucks back in my pockets. I have to agree with Carlin on this one. We never gonna "fix" this planet, yet we keep trying. On the other hand, we keep cutting down trees on the off chance that we'll have "safe housing" in a "nice place to live". The human race is basically a pine needle in a forest.

[philyson]

Among self-rated papers expressing a position on AGW, 97.2% endorsed the consensus. For both abstract ratings and authors' self-ratings, the percentage of endorsements among papers expressing a position on AGW marginally increased over time. Our analysis indicates that the number of papers rejecting the consensus on AGW is a vanishingly small proportion of the published research."

iopscience(dot)iop(dot)org/174­8-9326/8/2/024024/article

science has spoken on the subject. thanks

[philyson]

"We analyze the evolution of the scientific consensus on anthropogenic global warming (AGW) in the peer-reviewed scientific literature, examining 11 944 climate abstracts from 1991–2011 matching the topics 'global climate change' or 'global warming'....Among abstracts expressing a position on AGW, 97.1% endorsed the consensus position that humans are causing global warming. In a second phase of this study, we invited authors to rate their own papers....

[philyson]

Climate model projections were summarized in the 2007 Fourth Assessment Report (AR4) by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC). They indicated that during the 21st century the global surface temperature is likely to rise a further 1.1 to 2.9 °C (2 to 5.2 °F) for their lowest emissions scenario and 2.4 to 6.4 °C (4.3 to 11.5 °F) for their highest.[8] The ranges of these estimates arise from the use of models with differing sensitivity to greenhouse gas concentrations.[9][10]

[philyson]

Earth's mean surface temperature has increased by about 0.8 °C (1.4 °F), with about two-thirds of the increase occurring since 1980.[2] Warming of the climate system is unequivocal, and scientists are more than 90% certain that it is primarily caused by increasing concentrations of greenhouse gases produced by human activities such as the burning of fossil fuels and deforestation.[3][4][5][6] These findings are recognized by the national science academies of all major industrialized nations.

[KitKatWrapper]

Yep the planet is warming, in the last 100 years its gone up 1/3rd of a degree, and the earths at its lowest point in co2 in the past million of years. Go pay Al Gore so he can stop global warming you retard.

[drumline17]

Oh....oh my god. You actually don't believe that the planet is warming?

Alright dumbshit, listen up. There is no dispute over whether or not it's warming. The planet IS warming. Even climate change deniers accept that. The only debate is over whether the warming is caused by humans.

Man, it really is disappointing to see people as ignorant as you.

[KitKatWrapper]

Show me the stats that the planet is warming. Russia had the coldest winter in a century along with the UK and most other parts on Europe. Look at the massive winter storms that rocked the US, it even snowed in parts of California and Arizona. Then clowns like Al Gore state nothing but lies for money. I bet you were one of those idiots that agreed with al gores NAFTA. I want to see the stats please.