Bacon

I'm not a dog person. I like cats. Cats don't attack you, and if they do, you have a good chance of coming out on top. The winner in the bodyweight ratio game is Homo Sapiens, hands down. But dogs. Forget it.

I was at clients the other day and I had been asked by my boss to don a suit covered in bacon to demonstrate something or other. Something about our new salted meats line. So, funny thing happened. Involving dogs. Dogs love bacon. Especially these two big dogs that were frolicking nearby. Shouldn't they have been on a leash?

Bacon suit. Dogs. You do the math.

Managed to reschedule a meeting, despite the kerfuffle and swallowing all that gravel.

Note to self: talk to product guys about a line of dog treats.

Category:

Comedy

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• microsoft
• windows
• mobile
• work
• wherever
• dog
• bacon
• funny