FUZZY MATH by Tom Jensen

(this is an oldie of mine that I pulled out of the archives...)
FUZZY MATH
(voice of George W. Bush speaking)
Well hello little Jenna...this is a song that my daddy used to sing to me...it's called: FUZZY MATH...

Four, three, one, two
So much work
we don't wanna do

Three, two, one, four
That's what God
made minorities for

This is exactly what
my daddy said to me
When I was young
he sat me down
on his knee

When you're born
so insanely rich
There's no reason why you can't be prejudice

Guatemalans came here to cut the grass
For those of us
who are high class

While Haitians
floated over on a raft
To work at nursing homes wiping grandma's ass

Columbians grow coffee and sometimes
sell cocaine

Those silly little Mexicans love working in the rain

Not sure whatcha call the ones that
clean our house

But at least they do something unlike those blacks down south

We were born so insanely rich
Perhaps that's why
we're so prejudice

Eleventeen, three, six, five and eight
Growing up wealthy, white and ignorant
is great

Now tell me daddy...
why'd we really
go to war?

So many die...
just what are they fighting for?

He said, "Well honey, think of the world
as a great big machine"

"That runs off
a whole bunch
of oil and gasoline"

"And you know those sand people can get pretty mean"

"That's why we're so glad Dick Cheney's
on our team"

We were born
so insanely rich
Perhaps that's why
we're so prejudice

Eleventeen, three, six, five and eight
Growing up wealthy, white and ignorant
is great

Three, four, two, one
And now my
Song is done

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[bigbeninjax]

Now that our president apparently has a license to kill, I guess it’s OK to assassinate bad guys, heads of states, and American citizens as long as we use a cruise missile or Predator drone. But, I’m doubly impressed that Double-Obama has our military industrial complex involved in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Yemen, Pakistan, Uganda, Somalia, and soon South Sudan, Central African Republic, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Man, ole Dubya’s got nothing on Double-Obama!

[tubesbestmusic]

@bigbeninjax What's that line in The Who song? MEET THE NEW BOSS.... ;)

[tubesbestmusic]

@bigbeninjax JFK, Wooddrow Wilson, Teddy Roosevelt, etc, etc, etc.... It's called American Imperialism...before that it was called Manifest Destiny!!!! Before that it was the British doing all the bad stuff... It's just history repeating itself with different faces and names.... power staying powerful...or trying to anyway.... Chris Hedges' book THE DEATH OF THE LIBERAL CLASS is fantastic and tells this... So doesn't Howard Zinn's A PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES... Noam Chomsky, too...

[mixalis7123]

...i like it a lot...

[MrMichehl]

Wow ... Super ! ! !

[cbfall]

Amazing!!

[bigbeninjax]

@tubesbestmusic Yeah, I wish we could vote in a whole new bunch of politicians who would just take the entire 4 years off.....the country would be much better off.

[ichi6417isaberi]

Interpretation funny but nice ! I like it. Green Thumbs.

[hagblay]

TY SO MUCH TUB FOR SHARING--PLZ EXCUSE ME FOR CAPITAL LETTERS--MY EYES ARE NOT ACTING LIKE THEY USE TOO--I GIVE YOU 5 STARS FOR A GREAT RENDITION---VERY COMICAL--I LOVED IT--TY FOR SHARING--JOHN

[willieBB123]

omg thats so off the wall