Minus Lee - The Sweater Vest Song

The Sweater Vest song by Minus Lee


Wake up in the morning
Fall out of my bed
Look at that tangled mess of hair on my head
Walk to the bathroom
Step in the shower
Im not a woman so Im in there less than hour
Look in my closet
At all of my clothes
Choose my favorite thats the way it usually goes
My favorite piece of clothing
I surely dont jest
Is the super awesome awe-inspiring sweater vest

Sweater vest you are the best
You give my torso plenty of zest
Oh sweater vest, oh sweater vest
Sweater vest youre better than the rest
When I wear you people are impressed
Oh sweater vest, oh sweater vest
Youre the greatest piece of clothing that Ive ever possessed

Walk down the street
Going to class
Everybody staring at me as I go past
Sitting in class
Professor gets distracted
To my sweater vest the teacher is very attracted
Get penalized
For looking so good
Its sad that the sweater vest is so misunderstood
Get sent to detention
But I dont protest
Because Ill have the company of my sweater vest

Sweater vest you are the best
When I wear you Im the best dressed
Oh sweater vest, oh sweater vest
Sweater vest youre better than the rest
When I wear you I cant be depressed
Oh sweater vest, oh sweater vest
Your greatness is something that no one can contest

Dear sweater vest,
You are amazing. You are so considerate of my body temperature. You realize that my torso gets cold but that my bulging muscles stay warm. If you were just a regular sweater my arms would be burning up. I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate what you do for me.

Sweater vest you are the best
By owning you Im very blest
Oh sweater vest, oh sweater vest
Sweater vest youre better than the rest
If someone said youre dumb I would protest
Oh sweater vest, oh sweater vest
You keep my arms cool while warming my chest

Category:

Music

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• sweater
• vest
• song
• minus
• lee
• talent
• snackefrass
• marcus
• steve
• randon
• brandon

[BRoy]

That was dope Marcus