Racist Cell Phones, Birth Control, and A Stupid Heckler

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Uploaded by on Jul 30, 2008

Werewolves & Lollipops

Patton Oswalt talks about racist cell phones, birth control, and confronts a douchebag heckler.

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  • Oswalt is the real deal. Took a stoopid heckler and turned him into a 5 minute, solid routine.

  • "Rape goblins."

    Ho....LY....Shit....

    Patton kills all.

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  • @heyeveryoneimcool You stupid douche nozzle. You are going to miss everything cool and die angry!

  • The Douchebag is now immortalized on YouTube.

    At least until copyright claims take this down.

  • @okiedouk You're right. I'm not saying they didn't have them in the 80's, Just I wasn't one of the few who had one. I had a top of the line Tandy computer I could play games on. Ping Pong for hours to pass the time away.

  • @rockabye63 80's you walked around with that same phone but also a car battery in a satchel on your arm to power it.

  • my cellphone wouldn't work...

    my god that is genius

  • I don't remember cell phones in the 80's. I had my first cell phone in 91 & it was like walking around with a lunch pail.

  • Great response to the dickhead heckler!!

  • Patton Oswalt officially won the Internet as soon as the phrase "Rape Goblins" was mentioned :D

  • favorite quote: you're gonna miss everything cool, and die angry

    patton oswalt's the fuckin man.

  • you stupid douchenozle

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