Vindicated (Dashboard Confessional Parody)

My shittiest cover yet! Parody of Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional.
Lyrics:

Poop dangles on a string, like slow shitting redemption
Breathing in breathing out
trying to wipe my brown eye down
I hope i shit so
its surprising
the days go by and
I can't defecate and I am

Constipated
I am plugged up I am full
I am tight
I swear I'm tight
Swear I'd be pooing all along but
I am clogged though I am peeing out so well
I'd be peeing on you now if I could only shit myself

The bowl's so clear
like the mirror or the sink
i've come to fear dreaded insertions
Oversized overwhelmed
the thought of shit has weighed my mind
and rendered me so agitated as it's
percolated i am certain now that i am constipated

So tired, this really is a bitch
Spread cheeked, I see you take a shit and savor the moment
I fart forever
This toilet paper's thin
Just one touch and I begin to sit down
The chance is slim
I'll try tomorrow
Oh let me shit today
Why's this hurting?

Category:

Music

Tags:

• vindicated
• constipated
• cover
• dashboard
• confessional
• acoustic
• funny
• parody
• waglagon711
• waglagon
• 711

[joshfloan]

I had to subscribe to your channel. I love all of the bands you cover, DBC, NOFX, Rancid, Lagwagon, etc. All awesome 90s/2000s punk bands. I love acoustic covers too. You do great at both, and I get all the great bands at one channel!

Cheers to you bro! Keep em coming!

[waglagon711]

@joshfloan Hey thanks a lot man, appreciate that!

[joshfloan]

@waglagon711 You should cover Lagwagon's "Angry Days"! Angry Days and Violins are my fave LW songs, but Joey Cape already did an acoustic version of Violins. So, you should do Angry Days.

[waglagon711]

@joshfloan Scan my videos, I've got an Angry Days posted :)

[wisdumb16]

Fantastic cover, better shirt. Thankfully the season is almost over.

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