Yay for Settling

A sad video about marriage and life, Every guy who thinks about getting married here is your future.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• marriage
• and
• life
• animation
• cartoons

[thewildboys]

it should be mandatory for all men to listen to Tom Leykis.

[bobbydigital1419]

Sounds alot like Leykis 101 to me.

[RataITA]

Waaait wait wait.. where's the part where she cheats on him with one of her/his co-workers, he gets angry and files for divorce, she throws in a bit of made up "domestic violence", wins the divorce and gets children, dogs, house, and almost everything he had before marrying her, and he ends up alone, broke, having to pay alimony for a fuckton of time, while being able to see his children once a week, while she tells them that he was abusive, just to put them against him?

Don't marry.

[vvsignin1]

@bethhoward32 You're the gal they're referring to in the video! Hey lookie! A movie star!

[bethhoward32]

I would question the intelligence if someone who would allow their life to play out this way simply because marriage was a part of it. If you find someone who excites you and who finds you to be the same, is it a bad thing to have that along side you? People need people. It's nice to have love a familiarity when you're down, sad and going through a rough time. Choosing the right person will give you that staple.... and hot and heavy sex. Leykis is a fraud. :)

[drftme]

Damn, she is very controlling, she even decides when you die

[larmando22]

Sounds like the women I went to school with in a few years ;)

[blighton]

And this is why I'm glad I'm a geek and date geek girls. I would hate the kind of life in that video.

[vaina001]

8. Marriage becomes loveless, passionless and with little to no sex. You start looking at, thinking about and desiring other women, you wish you were single.

9. You've had enough and take action... file for divorce.

10. Court rules in her favor, now you realize you wasted years of your life with this person and now... YOU'RE SCREWED.

[vaina001]

1. You Meet.

2. Both fall victim to "Oxytocin" which is the love hormone and are madly in love.

3. Engagement, from this point on it starts feeling like a second job.

4. Wedding, the feeling you get of cold feet is your natural instincts telling you THIS IS WRONG.

5. Finances and credit scores combine to buy a house.

6. She wants a child, Sex becomes a hated job because its on her terms.

7. Effects of Oxytocin starts wearing off fast and you realize the grave you've dug for yourself.

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