THE SUPERFICIAL FRIENDS: Perez Hilton

It's morning time at the Hall of Anorexia as the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, with Space Monkey Seacrest) read Perez Hilton's gossip column for news on their slutty exploits the previous night. Stunned to find themselves starring headlines such as "Jake Gyllenboner" or "Fart City" (after Lohan held down Dakota Fanning's head and farted on it), the s***s question how they can be friends with Perez, considering all he does is rat them out to the tabloids. The truth: Perez, with gamma-ray vision, hypnotizes the Supersluts into remaining "BFFs" in a quest to become the most powerful blogger on the internet. With the help of his pet Chihuahua Neil Patrick Harris, Perez concocts a potion consisting of Red Bull, vodka, and Britney Spears' pubic hair, enabling him to use his blackberry to actually create controversy-generating situations, culminating in a fast-acting case of anorexia that the girls find themselves not wanting to resist. At last, it's Space Monkey Seacrest to the rescue as he steals the blackberry, which is turned on Perez by morphing him into a People Magazine columnist.

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Comedy

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[ZBTSnakes]

Gay bashing aside. Perez hilton is one of the worst human beings in the world.

[mothafraker]

Perez Hilton: the biggest whore on the planet.

[Dwojy18]

Is the same person that made SpongeBong - Hemp Pants the same person that made this? Lindsey's voice sounds like one of the characters.

[FunnyBunny2144]

@RobochaoXX ikr!?This is shit no offense...well actually I hope you take it very very offensivley..bitches ._.

[odskdos]

LOL

[naanydiaable]

I shouldn't laugh at this... it's sooooo wrong but fuckin hilarious!

If only I knew who Perez Hilton is...

[RobochaoXX]

None of this stuff is funny. Holy hell, how do you make something this unfunny?

[Luke19Wales]

Perez Hilton is such a CUNT.

[123sassygirl123XD]

omg is that shay carl playin perez?

[MrAssbaron]

Funny...good show

[toluoneofakind]

lol