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@bobuae Easy. Break up with both of them. They'll become the closest of friends as they rip your heart out.
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my two cats already get along..
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step 1 :tape cats together
step 2 :eat cereal
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@TheCrasella Then do the instructions said. :)
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@TheLOLCritic no my turtle is not pregnant and does not have any eggs
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How to kill one of your cats
1. Get a new cat.
2. Do all of this.
3. Watch them fight while playing "The Final Countdown".
4. Cover yourself or your furniture that would cover any evidence.
5. Cover up the evidence, tell the cops that your neighbor always does this. Bring in fake witnesses.
6. Now you have one cat without going to jail!
Tip) I am a crazy mother f**ker that has done this!
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@TheCrasella The same thing, only without the turtle doing this. Tip) If the cat or the turtle is pregnant or has eggs or kittens to attend to consider waiting to get them to socialize.
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@giosiny :DDDDDDDDDDD
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i know this is out of topic but how do i get my kitten and turtle to get along. please reply as soon as possible
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i use to have 2 cats now i have 1
Does this work with wives?
giosiny 1 year ago 65
my two cats are lesbians
TheCoD456Gamer 1 year ago 11