The Meaning of Life: Growth and Learning

Oh Lord, please don't burn us.

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[mateuszmattias]

Recently I was watching the british royal wedding on tv, and when the anglican bishop conducting the ceremony said "Let us pray" all that came before my eyes was Michael Palin going "Oh Lord, ooo you are so big!" Kinda ruined the solemnity of the whole occasion for me. Monty Python has ruined so much in my life and I'm utterly grateful to them for doing so.

[Clivepom]

O Lord please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil us or stir fry us in a wok. Oh please don't lightly poach us or baste us with hot fat. Don't fricassee or roast us or boil us in a vat, and please don't stick thy servant Lord in a Rotissomat. Genius.

[Jason Kuntz]

A cormorant, a medium-large bird assumed to be a sort of mascot for the school.

[KamexKoopa]

What was it that the kids vandalised? I don't hear what he says or knoq what he means

[MegaAchilles23]

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

[Martin Musatov]

Tah i meh eh foh oh rah lah eh ay rah nay i nay goah hah ay peh aei sah sah eh deh deh oh teh teh i meh eh foh oh rah oh beh deh i ay neh ce ha ay sah ay rah rah i veh eh dai doh oh teh

[M1DHW]

FOR SALE - Mini Clubman Estate. Will swap for an African tiger. Amen.

[RyansMobileUploads]

That is my favorite part of the whole movie! It sounds kinda funny at first but it is absolutely loaded with commentary.

[dzieckoBoze]

the title is "Rashomon" it is a gate, not house, praise the lord ;)

*Akira Kurosawa movie