中文-Chinese3Skit

Class assignment skit for Chinese 3 (5-25-2010):
Dating Show- Two men challenging eachother in basketball and cooking to win a date with the girl.

Heres the script so you all can tag along! -

Intro -- Dating
Host: Welcome everyone! This is our "Dating Show." Today we have a girl from Davis, her name is LiQi. Ni hao LiQi! How are you?
欢迎你们！这是我们的"约会比赛"！今天我们有一个女孩， 是从Davis 来的。她叫力琪。 你好力琪! 你怎么样？

Michele: Hello Everyone! I am doing well. I am extremely happy to have come.
大家好！我挺好的。我今天很高兴能来这里。

Host: Good, good. Tell me about yourself.
好。 请介绍你自己。

Michele: I am 20 years old, a UCD Student, 3rd year.
我现在想二十岁。我在UCDavis 学习了三年了.

Host: What kind of a guy are you looking for?
你想找什么样的男朋友?

Michele: I am looking for someone who is rich, handsome, has a job, athletic and cook.
我想找到一个又有钱又会做饭的男孩。而且，他的身体得很健康。

Host: Ok, very good!
很好！

Let me introduce two fine young gentlemen.
我现在介绍两个年轻的男孩。

Ted: Hi there! I am Fang Kai Rui, a 3rd year student also at UCD.
你好。我是范楷瑞。今年是我在UCD的第三年。

Ronald: Hello! I am Xiao Kai, a 2nd year student at UCD.
你好。我叫晓恺。 我是在UCD上大学的。

Host: Michele what is your impression of these two men?
力琪, 你觉得这两个男孩怎么样？

Michele: Bu Cuo! (excited)
我想知道他们的身体健康不康。

Host: Today these two men will try to win Michele's heart. Let the game begin!
今天这两个男孩都想跟力琪约会。让比赛开始吧！开起比赛来.

Scene 2: Basketball --
Host: Hello! Right now we are going to see these two men play ball.
你好! 现在我们看看这两个男孩子打球。

Michele, I heard you really like basketball.
力琪， 我听说你很喜欢打篮球。

Michele: I really like basketball! I play 3 times a week.
我很喜欢打篮球！我一个星期打三次篮球。（7）

Ted: Really? I love basketball!
是马？我爱打篮球！

Ronald: I love basketball too! Let's play!
我也爱打篮球！我们玩儿吧！

Host: Good to watch?
很好看吗？

Michele: Very interesting!
很有意思阿！

Ted: What happened?! What happened?!
怎么了？怎么了？!

Ronald: Bad! My stomach hurts. I want to go see the doctor.
不好！我肚子疼死了。我想看医生。

Scene 2: Cooking

Host: Today we are going to see some cooking! Michele what dishes do you like?
今天我们看看两个男孩子做饭！力琪， 你喜欢吃什么菜？

Michele: American, Chinese, Japan. 什么菜都可以。
美国菜，中国菜，日本菜。什么菜都可以。

Host: 你们准备好了吗？(turning to face the guys)

Ronald and Ted: 准备好了！（screams）

Host: 好！

Michele: Start!
开始！

Host: Tell us about your food.
告诉我们你们的菜怎么样。

Ronald: Delicious and Cheap!
又好吃又便宜！

Host: And you?
你呢？

Ted: Expensive, but delicious!!
很贵，可是好吃极了！

Michele: Please bring your dishes over here!

Michele: I am allergic to shrimp. I will sneeze and cough.
我对虾过敏。我会打喷嚏，咳嗽，肚子越来越疼。

Ted: why? Shrimp is really good!
为什么？虾很好吃！

Host: Michele what do you think about Ronald's dish?
力琪，你觉得晓恺的菜怎么样？

Michele: I love Peanut Butter! I haven't had one for 3 hours now. Thank you! I love Peanut Butter! Ronald You win!
我爱华生将！　我三个钟头没吃了。谢谢你。我真的爱华生将。

Host: So which man do you like? ( to Michele)
那你最喜欢谁？

Michele: 我。。。。。(Allergic reaction -- falls and die)

Ted: Your Sandwich is sure to die for! ( HAHAHAHA)
晓恺，你的三明治真是好吃死了。

Host: What happened? Why?
怎么了？

Ronald: Shrimp!? Why? NO! why?! My heart hurts! I liked her.
虾？　为什么？不行！我真喜欢他。

Host: Who won? We will never know. ( turns to camera)
谁能跟力琪约会？我们什么时候都不可能知道了。

.......... Although the girl has died, next time we will still have out Dating Game Show.Join us next time for our new show.虽然这个女孩去世了，下一次我们还有约会比赛。
我想请你下次再来看我们的"约会比赛"。

Next time on our show...
下次再我们的"约会比赛"。。。那个新女孩子也是从UCD来的。( Our Chinese Professor)

Whatever you all want to watch, I will watch!
Thank you! Bye bye!
你们想看什么，我就看什么!
谢谢！ 再见！

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• chinese
• skit
• ucd
• uc
• davis
• college
• ted
• ford
• kevin
• ronald
• michele

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@Lisastsya65 thanks for your info! I am glad you shared your experience!