Bush-Takes : Childrens Do Learn

It's funny when you hear it from a cartoon.

Reuters, Sept 26, 2007:
Offering a grammar lesson guaranteed to make any English teacher cringe, President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: "Childrens do learn."

Bush made his latest grammatical slip-up at a made-for-TV event where he urged Congress to reauthorize the No Child Left Behind Act, the centerpiece of his education policy, as he touted a new national report card on improved test scores.

During his first presidential campaign, Bush -- who promised to be the "education president" -- once asked: "Is our children learning?"

On Wednesday, Bush seemed to answer his own question with the same kind of grammatical twist.

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured," he said.

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[Zobor111]

Elections are rigged, thats why the idiot is in office. Votes do not count.

[SonemonV2]

The childrens learn, but not George Bush. At least, in the grammar department.

[miiiikku]

I miss Bush years. He was a persona unlike Obama. He stood for something unlike Obama. Obama just ran empty boring campaing and became empty boring president.

[RainbowManification]

Childs learn, except George W Bush

[Efreetdragon]

*bangs head on desk till a hole is made* and HOW did he even get elected? or even NOMINATED?

[espdude128]

only reason why bush won because the two other people who ran against him were stupider than bush (i didnt think that was possible)

[fanboat9179]

haha.

hahaha

HAHAHAHA.

[soirez32]

Are you still talking about Bush? Oh my God. No wonder he beat you twice. If you are too stupid to beat this guy, then you probably will never get it. Sad.