Re: Dirty Limericks
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There's 1:25 of my life that I'll never get back. YOU SUCK!!!
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there once was a woman from Yealing,
who had a peculiar feeling.
so she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling.
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1, this guys a pedo
2. he needs to get laid, BADLY
3. This sounds an awful lot like my friend from san franny!, you did her wrong sonny
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On the tits of a whore named Gail
She had tattooed the price of her tail
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same nformation in braille.
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There was a young lad from Kent
Whose dick was so long, it bent
To save himself trouble,
He went in her double
And istead of coming, he went!
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There was a young lad from Hoboken
On the priest's chicken, he chokin'
The lad spat out the prick,
Cried "Father Benedict!"
Who replied, "It's not bent, it's broken!"
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fackin lame
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SHUT IT!
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice.
Used a dynamite stick for a phalus.
They found her vagina.
In South Carolina.
And a part of her anus in Dallas.
Crimedog3333 1 year ago 10
MUCH better than mine, LOL.
Blinkazoid 1 year ago
fart fart fart fart fart um and fart. eyeballs in a cup lol
Furnifur 4 years ago
They actually had to superglue the cork in there so it would stay:)))
Blinkazoid 4 years ago
somehow, the eyeballs are far from what we can really take away from this limmerick's lesson!! I still see the farting.... :P LMAO
cooksterz 4 years ago
I didn't mention it but the eyeballs were smoking as they lay in the coffee cup so no wonder they remind you of farting.
Blinkazoid 4 years ago