Alert icon
We're changing our privacy policy. This stuff matters.  Learn more  Dismiss

Re: Dirty Limericks

Loading...

Sign in or sign up now!
Alert icon
Upgrade to the latest Flash Player for improved playback performance. Upgrade now or more info.
7,001
Loading...
Alert icon
Sign in or sign up now!
Alert icon

Uploaded by on Jul 22, 2007

A video response for SneakyPreacher who wants us to recite a dirty limerick.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

License:

Standard YouTube License

  • likes, 10 dislikes

Link to this comment:

Share to:

Uploader Comments (Blinkazoid)

  • A do-it-yourselfer named Alice.

    Used a dynamite stick for a phalus.

    They found her vagina.

    In South Carolina.

    And a part of her anus in Dallas.

  • MUCH better than mine, LOL.

  • fart fart fart fart fart um and fart. eyeballs in a cup lol

  • They actually had to superglue the cork in there so it would stay:)))

  • somehow, the eyeballs are far from what we can really take away from this limmerick's lesson!! I still see the farting.... :P LMAO

  • I didn't mention it but the eyeballs were smoking as they lay in the coffee cup so no wonder they remind you of farting.

Top Comments

  • There's 1:25 of my life that I'll never get back. YOU SUCK!!!

see all

All Comments (83)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • there once was a woman from Yealing,

    who had a peculiar feeling.

    so she lay on her back

    and opened her crack

    and pissed all over the ceiling.

  • 1, this guys a pedo

    2. he needs to get laid, BADLY

    3. This sounds an awful lot like my friend from san franny!, you did her wrong sonny

  • On the tits of a whore  named Gail

    She had tattooed the price of her tail

    And on her behind

    For the sake of the blind

    Was the same nformation in braille.

  • There was a young lad from Kent

    Whose dick was so long, it bent

    To save himself trouble,

    He went in her double

    And istead of coming, he went!

  • There was a young lad from Hoboken

    On the priest's chicken, he chokin'

    The lad spat out the prick,

    Cried "Father Benedict!"

    Who replied, "It's not bent, it's broken!"

  • fackin lame

  • SHUT IT!

Loading...
Alert icon
0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more