New Program Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

This is a parody. Check out around 57 seconds there isn't a chair behind him when he is standing, only a woman seated to the right. When they focus back on him directly the chair is there, once again.

This is a fake broadcast-created by "the Onion" Hence the onion logo.

Oh god, the first time I watched this, the poster had shopp'd out the onion logo.
I can sleep easier seeing that now... or can I...

If you have heard of UFO ET contactee Whitley Strieber, he delves into this topic indepth in his book 2012: The War for Souls. I recommend this book to people who are aware of the significant malevolent ET presence and thier control and influence being the governments and secret societies of the world.

There might or might not be an event in which interdimenrional gateways will open into this world and reptilian Draconian invaders will be let loose all around the world. Thier size, strength, inteligence, and pshychic abbilites is far too great for any human to try and fight against. I believe this event possibly has something to do with the Large Hadron Colider, as if it were to succeed its purpose, could cause this result, this is only my speculation.

This should be taken as a warning of a possible event that may happen between 2012-2014.

why is this funny? only because it is so close to real life. Funnier than fiction, unless of course it is going to be bad for the American people.....uh oh.

lol

Hahaha this is from the onion! the crap news.

Cut - copy worked just fine here. Next time watch the background to match pls...