BITCH PLEASE!

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[ruithael]

Lena, you're so cute. I see you've shaved your head again. Looking forward to all the awesome hairdos this turns into. I'm putting in an order for a tall Mohawk the color of cobalt blue. I totally see that working. Especially after seeing your attitude in this "Hell hath no fury like...." vid. What's a silly band? I suppose knowing what that is would help with context, maybe.

[butterbeerwrocks]

@ruithael You've never heard of silly bandz? YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON. Go look them up. They're stupid.

[ruithael]

All afternoon and evening I've been singing "Gildroy Lockhart has big lips!!! Gildroy Lockhart has big lips. once in high school I went out with a guy who didn't really have any lips. Oh I decided right then and there that I needed a guy with big lips, I swear. Gildroy Lockha-a-a-art, he has big lips." That fucking song is so damn catchy. I'll never be rid of it. I even spun and slid across the hardwood floor in my zip up jammies, gogo dancing like a hot bitch, while singing it. Nice.

[ruithael]

I think maybe I would like to find one silly band I could secretly enjoy all by myself. Something like Yoda or Dobby, or maybe a cat. I mean jadedcrescent has one. Why not me? By the way, here's an interesting thing. The voice of Yoda was done by the same dude who did the voice of Miss Piggy. It made me kind of sad when I found that out. I was never able to tolerate that pretentious pig, and now my spotless image of Yoda is besmirched.

[WaveYourWand]

@jellybeansies she doesn't.

[ThePosterLife]

what the hell Mallory!  you ratted me out! and since we're on a roll....the idea came from Abby's genius brain! i just executed and Mallory just played along! mUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ravenclaw2313]

The execution was all FRED! Just saying. When I said I didn't put them there I was 100% honest. However, I knew exactly how they got there.

[ruithael]

@ruithael I recorded a song to get that song out of my head. Check it out on my channel. I still have on the jammies.

[jadedcrescent]

but lena, i have one silly band and its awesome. Its a phoenix! Its funny to watch kids barter for them all around camp.

[Sarawkweird]

@butterbeerwrocks They are not stupid. They are silly. :DDDD

[Sarawkweird]

I do not understand. Why is everyone talking about silly bandz? Is this what your video was about? CONFUSED.

In other news. I gave a boy a dragon shaped silly band yesterday and he broke it. :( #Notmeanttobe

[ruithael]

On the other hand, this silly bandz thing could be a big encouragement for confuzzled and besmirched inventors everywhere. It drops the bar for them quite a bit. Good for them.

[ruithael]

Ok, I see what they are. How annoying. Each advertisement for them is like loaded with words like "Super Fun Shapes!" "Kids are going WILD over these!" and other nonsense. It assures me how I will just LOVE how they return to their original shape. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this Demon Spawn of the bloated American advertising industry just a stinking RUBBER BAND!? How super duper wonderful....