"Jeff Goldblum is NOT the Boss of Me:" an IANTM original response to tinyspectacle's poem

Jeff Goldblum does not control my life. Nor should he control yours.

I stole this animated sequence and twisted it to suit my own nefarious purposes:

http://www.vimeo.com/5124467

I get up and go to work
Like a big fat jerk
But the pay's not worth the makin'

I go back to my room
and there's Jeff Goldblum
sucking on a strip of bacon

He sez, "Hey, goy!
Where's the love? Where's the joy?
My heart for you is breakin'"

I reply, "Hey, Jeff,
Get your own roman a clef
This narrative is taken."

Category:

Music

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• Jeff
• Goldblum
• animation
• original
• song
• iamnotthemoon
• guitar
• male
• voice
• humorous
• art
• experimental
• found
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• Alexander
• Pettersson
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• tinyspectacle
• acoustic

[jamesraymondsmith]

i cordially invite you to delete this vid after a couple minutes of viewing it,, ,just sos i could show you my attempts at something besides the hilarious narcissism of "high brow" artistic arpeggioed guitar lines and brutal copycat vocals.. on the other hand, you seem to have the perfect california d j voice. cheers! j

[IamNotTheMoon]

@jamesraymondsmith Delete this piece of virtuosity? Are you nuts?

[jamesraymondsmith]

@IamNotTheMoon well . my 79 year old mother says i am.

[IamNotTheMoon]

@jamesraymondsmith We may want to include a broader sample of the population in this survey.

[jamesraymondsmith]

hey,, your voice sounds really really good,, i am not just saying that cause london mary says that..any interest in doing a moving animated musical tribute to the talmud? well, on to another one of your vids,, you can tell a real human being when stop by your site and make a comment that is a whole paragraph,, thanks for "thinking", that way someone else is doing a bit of thinking,, and i dont have to, you know the great desert artiste don van vliet said "someones had too much to think"

[IamNotTheMoon]

@jamesraymondsmith Animate a musical version of the Talmud? I thought Madonna had that one locked down! Human beings are always welcome to track their paragraphs across my nice clean floor, especially if Captain Beefheart is their shoesize!

[eaglecrowowl]

@IamNotTheMoon Awesome!  Thank you and right back atcha! :)

[IamNotTheMoon]

@eaglecrowowl This is the highest praise I could have ever received! Thank you, Caren! I, too, love your peculiar brand of weirdness! Your videos are delicious...like ham hocks!

[marycigarettes]

i love the singing..it's gorgeous.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Too friggin' cool! :P