So back in the day before Obama made fist bumps cool, if some guy who was hacking into his hand all shabbos would give you his hand for a shkoyach or good shabbos you couldn't refuse - enter the fist bump - the best way to get out of contracting swine flu at shul!
Ok, so even though you do the cool fist bump with the guy who has sneezed all over his hands, picked his nose, etc. that doesn't mean that all those other people whom both you and him has shaken hands also did the fist bump. So, when you shake their hands, guess what!!! You got his germs as well as everyone else!!! (Aaaaahhhh!!!)
GotChutzpah 2 years ago
"lost somehow" rofl.
Somehow you touched upon the wash cup without the "people who wash negel vaser next to bed" thing. Tons of germophobe material there.
likebuttah79 2 years ago
i've been doing the fist pump to homeless guys for years
Gruntig2008 2 years ago
Such sly marketing with that video title...
Michalbasavraham 2 years ago
by the way, It's the little kids who go around playing with the washing cups. I onced asked a caterer why they can't bring washing cups to the hotel instead of glass and he told me they always end up getting lost somehow
onemanband613 2 years ago