'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow

Complete video at: http://fora.tv/2009/11/08/Science_Laughs_Science_Comedian_Brian_Malow

Science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is "the ultimate David and Goliath" when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of science-related jokes. "Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't."

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Now an accomplished stand-up comic whose career has spanned more than a decade to include performances on CBS, A&E, TechTV, and the Discovery Channel, Brian Malow turns his sharp wit upon his first love: the world of science.

Brian entertains and ignites interest in science with hysterical, thought-provoking science comedy routines about the environment, insects and viruses, evolution and extinction, the speed of light, gravity, cell phones, computers -- everything under the Sun -- and even the Sun itself!

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[sampson623]

The bartender says, "We don't serve tachyons here." A tachyon walks into a bar.

[pmarc87]

"Hey, we don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos here!" said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

[deyomash]

babe why don't you come with me? i could show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

[deyomash]

@sampson623 first of. i know what a tachyon is, but who's the bartender talking to? if he's saying something and then the tachyon walks in the bar. the bartender must be schizophrenic cuz he was talking to a "tachyon" who wasn't there yet?

[juicykarkass]

@slug6199 It's great that you're 14 and understand all these jokes! Scientific illiteracy is a big problem, and I'm happy when I find young people who know what's up! You are the future, kid! Climb up onto the shoulders of giants and tell us all what you see.

[LukeSimpsonOregan]

'groaning is acceptable'

[BobandTrudiMovies]

Very funny and intelligent!

[StevXtreme]

@slug6199 You're either under 16 years old or over 100.

[1234hackysack]

weird but funny video

[slug6199]

The last one is the BEST. JOKE. EVER.

too bad no one my age knows about schrodinger's cat...

[blmh1959]

well i came here to make a funny science joke.....but all the good ones argon