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'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow

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Uploaded on Nov 20, 2009

Complete video at: http://fora.tv/2009/11/08/Science_Lau...

Science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is "the ultimate David and Goliath" when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of science-related jokes. "Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't."

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Brian Malow's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/sciencecomedian

Brian Malow's blog: http://www.sciencecomedian.com/blog

Brian Malow's videos for Time Magazine:
http://bit.ly/4a39yb

Brian Malow (@sciencecomedian) on Twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/sciencecomedian

Now an accomplished stand-up comic whose career has spanned more than a decade to include performances on CBS, A&E, TechTV, and the Discovery Channel, Brian Malow turns his sharp wit upon his first love: the world of science.

Brian entertains and ignites interest in science with hysterical, thought-provoking science comedy routines about the environment, insects and viruses, evolution and extinction, the speed of light, gravity, cell phones, computers -- everything under the Sun -- and even the Sun itself!

Brian makes science funny, exciting and easily digestible for all audiences.

Wonderfest, the Bay Area Festival of Science, is held each year in the beginning of November. Enjoy fascinating discussions between world-class scientists on cutting edge topics, as well as other fun exhibitions. Visit Wonderfest.org and join.

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  • Mark Fernald

    Q - What do a solar neutrino and I have in common?

    A - We're both constantly penetrating your mom.

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  • chodeshadar18

    the last one was the best...or maybe not...

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  • trje246

    BaHAahahahaha! The first joke was the best "the world is thinking"

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  • p0l1c3c4r

    - We don't serve neutrinos here.

    A neutrino walks into a bar.

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  • Luka House

    So funny HAHAHAHAHA no -_-

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  • painxxxl

    i know this from my professor of physics :D

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  • stefanos2691

    You are clearly in need of serious help!!!

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  • TheRealDealJuggalo

    the way you wrote analyzed shows you're true gay tendencies also battyman you are probably alternate account of carinter the gay man 15

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  • TheRealDealJuggalo

    You no nothing of the situation battyman, he sending me VIDEOS and PICTURES of these things, online bullying you do not speak on things you do not understand.

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  • stefanos2691

    Judging by the excitment and enthusiasm of your discriptions of homosexual sex, you seem to have a real fascination with homosexuality. A love & hate relationship that needs to be anal-ysed by a professional. Seek therapy my friend.

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  • carinter15

    It is real nice joke

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