2007 World Deep Fried Asparagus Eating Championship

Stockton, CA - Two local eaters square off against Joey Chestnut, the greatest American eater ever to participate in competitive eating. Will the two amateurs win? Probably not . . . but at least they looked good during their intros.

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People & Blogs

Tags:

• IFOCE
• Joey
• Chestnut
• Asparagus
• Gluttony

[Newbpwng]

skip to around 4:00 to skip the fucking speech

[nojkouq]

The only piece of criticism I have for you, Joey Chestnut, is that you need to add some flair to your game. Add some showmanship to that talent & America will embrace you. I can coach you in the art of theatrics if you allow me to be your official hype man. With the crowd behind you, you will be unstoppable. The first order of business? A new nickname: Joey Balls. I will show you the big testicles dance later. We can still make it by July 4. Get at me!

[Gawjez101]

@Newbpwng thanks coz man i hate the speeches :D

[shoperty]

lol. legend!

[limlynn999]

I love Fried Asparagus....Fried Asparagus is yummy

[0neCrazyCracker]

lol they get bad cholesterol and smelly piss

[thyzkhmaigirl]

I always wanted to try the Deep Fried Asparagus. But I never even had the chance to go to the festival.

[essdotverma007]

I think 59.5 is enough flare for "The Jaws" to be embraced. Do not forget Transformers!

[michaelleslie]

Hell, Knutsen was only there for the free lunch.

[nojkouq]

Let's be honest -- I was AMAZING that day (at least until the competition actually started), but Joey Chestnut was A GOD. That man is actually stands about 8 foot and goes about 450 pounds, a true Adonis.  The grass actually dies in his shadow. Truely, you must see him in person to appreciate his presence.