Ninja Ropes - 08

The eighth track of Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog's Commentary: The Musical, Ninja Rope. Sung by Jed Whedon, Neil Patrick Harris, and Nathan Fillion.

Lyrics:

Jed: There's a game,
On my phone,
That I sometimes like to play when I'm alone.
Go to Google,
Type it in,
Click the "Extreme Edition",
And in moments you'll begin and you'll be thinking,
"This is dope"
Ninja Ropes...
Ninja Ropes...

All: We did not,
Get along,

NF: I thought Neil was given far too many songs. (Ninja Ropes)

NPH and NF: Both threw insults at each other,

NPH: - Told you how I f**ked your mother -

NPH and NF: - But what made us tight as brothers
and forever, one would hope,

All: Ninja Ropes...
Ninja Ropes...

Careful as you hurtle from one circle to the next,
Sometimes double back to dodge the gravity vortex.
Two ropes is the key to keep from wheelin' way too far.
Nathan holds the record:

NF: One-ninteen-point-seven yards...

NPH: Now the shoot is complete
All: And into our separate lives we do retreat
NPH: But instead of Solitaire,
NF: Sinking deep into despair,
All: It reminds us the connection that we share and helps us cope,
Ninja Ropes...
Ninja Ropes...

Ninja Ropes...

You've got just one life
to fly and dive from place to place. (Ai-hai...)
Don't ask why a ninja can survive in outer space. (Ai-hai...)
Friends say, "Hey, man, can I have a go?" And I say "Nope" (Yeah, Yeah Yeah)
Simple in its gameplay,
And yet epic in its scope.
Ninja Ropes...
Ninja Ropes...
Ninja Ropes...
Ninja Ropes... (NF babbles something here)
Ninja Ropes...
Ninja Ropes... (NPH: Swing, little man... swing and fly so high!
Ninja rope... Ninja rope is swingin', yeah!)

Guitar: Ninja Ropes... I like Ninja Ropes... I like Ninja Ropes... Ninja Ropes...


Thanks to Spidra for transcribing the lyrics.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dr
• Horrible
• Sing-Along
• Blog
• Commentary
• the
• Musical
• Commentary!

[AFewBoltsLoose]

"Can't we just hug?!...Um...*manly cough* I mean, what up, bitches?"

LOL this team needs to do more work together.

[lilanthia]

NPH: Told u how I f***ed your mother....

I laughed so hard at that part! Then, all I could see was Barney (NPH'S character in 'How I Met Your Mother' for those of you unsure) playing Ninja Ropes, and that, is truly legendary!

[kmenend]

Hahaha "We really were best friends zack.. my name is Jed... and you always will be "

[Deadreamer27]

Just got 151.17 yards on Ninja ropes. Suck on that Captain Hammer.

[hotgirls12345678910]

@SarkscapeGames The link doesn't work.

[ChewingGum28]

that would be a cool soundtrack for ninja ropes

[Hypercookiechick]

‎"Well, you always were jealous of Simon."

"Jealous? HA!"

"Deny it all you want!"

"No, I thought you were joking... that's just how I laugh..."

[soleravi]

Can some say sponsor?

[soradg]

This song is currently teaching me how to play Ninja Ropes.

[HeroCharley]

I thought NPH took actually "evil laugh" lessons as his character in the movie. But this part of the commentary proved me wrong.

[HaninatorForthewin]

I'm pretty sure that their voices are making love to my eardrums... is that weird or normal?

[HaninatorForthewin]

@MrMazRules And those people fail. Epicly.