Tool - Maynard's Dick

Lyrics

It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
It's just a place that feels right with him
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

There's a shyness found in reason
Apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal take it
then you're careful grace for sure
Kinda like the way you're breathing
Kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to climb on
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick

Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick!

Hidden Track on Salival Album

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Maynard
• James
• Dick
• Tool
• David
• Chancellor
• Rock
• Metal
• Awesome

[rodrymoya]

maynard's dick was stuck in your head? I'm glad it wasn't stuck in any other part of you.

[Raneyboy]

....... Maynard James Keenen is the only man alive that could write a song completely about his dick, and still entertain his entire audience hahaha! Love it

[micronsolid]

@Raneyboy

Dont want to spoil it for ya, but u forgot Eminem. NO, you dont need to compare them aha 

[lozzabrummy]

@rauxiegurl their loss haha

[glynhoyland]

@TheUnwillingDonor Neither are dudes 8D

[TheUnwillingDonor]

@whitemike82 im assuming anyone who said that was probably a chick :) chicks arent fags for liking maynards dick :)

[indigozulu9]

This is hysterical

[TehRavenclaww]

Ahw. I wish I was fuckin with Maynard's dick.

[rauxiegurl]

the person who disliked this clearly hasn't seen Maynard's dick

[XXgraveraidergurlXX]

haha nice burps at 3:27 XD

[Melieb90]

@Evep01 woot woot 3some! lol

[Evep01]

@Melieb90 Me too hahaha ;)