"It's All About Me" song from "The Green Room"

The award-winning song from the musical "The Green Room: The College Musical". for sheet music contact: greenroomthemusical@gmail.com

Lyrics:

THE BIG SOUND OF MUSIC AUDITIONS HAD COME,
I SANG BOTH MY SONGS, HAD THEM UNDER MY THUMB,
I TOLD THEM I HAD MY HEART SET ON MARIA,
IF I GOT THE BARONESS, I MIGHT SAY, "SEE 'YA"
SOON UP WENT THE LIST ON THE CALL BOARD UPSTAIRS,
I LOOKED FOR MY NAME, AND I SAW IT RIGHT THERE,
IT SAID NUN #7.

(Spoken)
Nun number 7!

(Sung)
I WENT TO THE LIBRARY, STUDIED THE SCORE,
I FOUND MY THREE LINES, COULDNT FIND ANY MORE
THEN I REALIZED THE NAZI'S BLACK CAR REPRESENTS
THE WHOLE THEME OF DECEIT, THEN THE STORY GETS TENSE,
THAT CAR IS WHAT THEY MUST DRIVE OFF IN THE END,
AND THIS IS SIGNIFICANT, NO ONE BEFRIENDS THEM,
THE JOKE'S ON THE NAZIS, THE NUNS ARE ALL LIARS,
AND I PLAY THE NUN WHO STEALS THE DISTRIBUTOR WIRES,

SO WHO'S THIS MARIA,
STAND BACK, MISS MARIA!
WHAT'S THAT!
WHO'S SHE!
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.


IN FALL I GOT BRAVE AND AUDITIONED AGAIN
FOR A STAGE ADAPTATION OF GONE WITH THE WIND
I TOLD THEM HOW NATURALLY SOUTHERN I AM
THEY SAID, "MY DEAR, FRANKLY, WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN,
BUT WE DO NEED A GIRL TO WEAR BLACKFACE AND PLAY
IN A WALK-ON AS SCARLET'S YOUNG MIDWIFE AND SLAVE
AND HELP BIRTHING HER BABIES."

(Spoken)
I dont know nothin bout birthin no babies!


WELL, MAD AS I WAS, I PERUSED THROUGH THE SCRIPT,
I WAS THINKING THAT, ONCE AGAIN, I HAD BEEN GYPED,
THEN I REALIZED ONE THING THAT I HADN'T BEFORE,
THEIR CHILD WAS SYMBOLIC OF THE WHOLE CIVIL WAR,
HER BIRTH WAS THE BIRTH OF THE SOUTHERN PLANTATION,
AND WHEN SHE FALLS OFF HIS HORSE, SO DOES THE NATION,
THAT KID WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE ME.

SO WHO'S MISS O'HARA,
WHO CARES ABOUT TERA,
WHAT'S THAT!
WHO'S SHE!
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

(Texan accent)
WHEN WE DID THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS,
TELL ME WHY DID THE AUDIENCE ROAR,
NOW BE ANALYTICAL,
MY PART WAS CRITICAL,
WHAT'S A WHOREHOUSE WITH NO WHORES?

I WORE PANTS IN OUR TOWN AND PLAYED THE TOWN DRUNK,
WITHOUT ME THAT BORING OLD PLAY WOULD HAVE STUNK,
THEN NEXT I PLAYED LADY MACBETH'S YOUNGEST DAUGHTER,
IF SHE HADN'T DIED, BABY, I WOULD HAVE SHOT HER,
I TRIED OUT FOR MOUSETRAP, THEY MADE ME THE MOUSE,
IN WIZARD OF OZ, I PLAYED DOROTHY'S OLD HOUSE,
BUT WHAT IF I HADN'T BEEN THERE TO KILL THAT FRICKING WITCH.

SO WHOS LITTLE DOROTHY,
KISS THIS, LITTLE DOROTHY,
WHAT'S THAT!
WHO'S SHE!
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

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[JenC0LLINS]

This song is great! Is there any way to get the sheet music to this??

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@JenC0LLINS yes, email greenroomthemusical@gmail.com. thanks!

[MunchkinGoddess86]

Thank you SO much for sharing this with me! I LOVED IT! never heard of this song before its extremely catchy! and the actress pulled off everything with ease! ^^ Thumbs UP

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@MunchkinGoddess86 thank you so much for your kind comment! really appreciate.

[filmjedi]

Great song and great actress/singer!! Terrific!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@filmjedi thanks so much!

[essagrl]

loving it! thanks for the suggestion!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@mfreolo thank you so much. thanks for the wonderful compliment.

[mfreolo]

I just stumbled upon this clip but im glad I did =D cute song, good voice and very catchy. She plays the part well, wish I could've seen this live.

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@mysweetsmile23 thanks so much!