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monater lawl
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GOODBYE AETHIESM..HELLO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONATER
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@xFUZZY13x depends who you are
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@WOW8955 you should not attack people for their beliefs their was a time and place were christianinty and judism did not exist every religon in the world were made up do not be a jerk everything in the bible can be disproved by science their is no use in defending your religon the catholic church is losing more and more power as the years go on pretty soon all your churches will run out of money and they will be turned into pastafarian churches jesus has already been hit by lightning.
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@WOW8955 in the future, when and if people have kids and teach this religion to their offspring.. they will believe in FSM just as much as you believe in JC. the reason for it's existence is to prove just how stupid the real religions are. try and keep up junior
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I also came to realize that God created us in his own image, and if u pastafarians truly believe this, then why do we look so different from the fsm, you see, it's God who created everything and everyone, not food.
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You forgot the part where he gets Extreamly intoxicated.
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Bahahahahahahaha, it's effing hilarious how people like Wow8955 claim this belief is so ridiculous, but believe in the BEYOND irrational words of the Christian bible and the story of Jesus/god/holy spirit. Ahahahahahahahhaaha! Beyond humorous. Us pastafarians know the truth. RAmen.
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One place where the FSM dose show his appearance to us would be at the Old Spaghetti Factory, Olive Garden and any type of pasta restaurant, mmmmm, I'm hungry now.
In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was "Arrrgh!"
-Piraticus 13:7
SuperAncro 1 year ago 32
I used to be wicked and evil. I raped and pillaged just stumbling through life.
One morning I awoke to the FSM touching me. Now I rape and pillage without stumbling.
pchtermino1 10 months ago 26