We placed a hidden camera & microphone inside a confessional in a church in Revere, Ma. just for fun. Wouldn't you know it? An old Italian paisan boss of mine goes to confession and a what an interesting conversation it was between him & the priest! Let's listen in. Shall we? Lol
Dialogue:
PAISAN: "Yeah yeah yeah...in the name of the father, son, & the Holy Ghost. Forgive me father for I have sinned. Hey padrule, where are you? Hey, where's the priest overhere? Hey stunain padrule, where are you?"
PRIEST: "Welcome my son...oh I know that voice anywhere! This confession is going to take a long time! Oh, God will forgive you, my son."
PAISAN: "No no no, o.k., let me shoot straight with you overhere, ay! You see, i'm not here for confession because I'm a fairly nice guy overhere! I know that my wife Sophia was in here about an hour ago. I want you to tell me what she said because I I've got a funny feeling she's cheatin' on me with that big prickl from the bakery! I think his name is Giovanni! Why don't you tell me what she told you?"
PRIEST: "I am sorry, Paisan. I am sworn to secrecy by God!"
PAISAN: "Yeah yeah yeah...You're sworn to secrecy but you & I go back a long time. You need to tell me what that bitch said to you! Let me tell you something. If I find out that bitch is cheating on me with that prick from the bakery, Giovanni, I'm going to shove a canoli up both of their asses & then I'm going to break my fuckin' fist on their fuckin' heads...Oh, this is church...alright, alright...oh yeah yeah yeah...I'm sorry about that! But you know? I'm not use to being in a confessional! I'm not even use to being in a church for crying out loud! What am I doing overhere?! You see Padrule, why don't you just tell me? Who the fuck is she going out with?...Oo oo, mama mia..."
PRIEST: "Paisan, you're going to hell!"
PAISAN: "Yeah yeah yeah...if that bitch is cheating on me, I'm already in hell! So, it doesn't matter to me. But you tell me who the fuck is she going out with?! That bitch better not be cheating on the 'ol paisan overhere because I...I confess right now...I will go to jail for murder 101, yeah yeah yeah!"
PRIEST: "Oh mama mia, how can I help you, paisan?"
PAISAN: "I already told you, padrule, how you can help me! Tell me what the bitch said to you! She's probably fucking that guy's brains out and you don't want to help the 'ol paisan overhere?! We go back 35 years overhere! And you won't even help me out? I'm outta here! This has been a waste of time! But believe me. I will be coming back and when I comeback, I'm going to be confessing to you that I killed a couple of losers overhere! And if she's giving that guy a boner, I am going to break her fuckin' head, yeah yeah yeah! Let me get the fuck outta here! What's the matter for you, ay? Conpadre won't even tell the 'ol paisan overhere! What's the matter for you?"
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