little gurl rules with iron fist, Red China meets Romper Room, Megadeth and Dennis Hopper, cat uses the toilet, Skeletor demands to see your timeslips! We fervently apologize to Anna for abusing her at 4:14pm... we send our hearts to her, because we did not know Peggy Stratocaster-Schlossenbaumer was a client until 5 minutes ago! Real Estate postcards hand-delivered to Little Italy before twilight Open House (GUARANTEED). I need you to be me when I'm not here. You are Empowered. I Quit (even though I own the company). I smashed my headset because you touched the fax machine. I now add TELEMARKETER to your job description. I told you I would give you a raise, but now I don't remember saying that. I have health insurance but you don't. Clone that clien'ts website and we'll sell the template to someone else as custom. Let Me Finish. You're stuck on one thing. I bought you Starbucks so now, work unpaid overtime. Why? because we cannot afford to pay overtime. If I'm twirling my hair, it means I want something from you. You are the Dark Cloud in the office, and I am the Ray Of Light. I keep 12 employees listed on my company website, but in reality I have no employees and no company.
the best thrash I've ever witnessed.
forview1130 1 year ago